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I'm back, bitches.
#21
RE: I'm back, bitches.
(January 13, 2016 at 8:35 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: This is what real footie looks like, and what you see here is within the rules.  Attend:  no pads, no helmets.





Boru

Hmmm... I guess my definition of a big hit has been jaded by the NFL. Those are some tough bastards though.

Here's real American "footie"

I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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#22
RE: I'm back, bitches.
(January 13, 2016 at 7:16 pm)Iroscato Wrote:
(January 13, 2016 at 7:13 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Be sure to barbecue kittens, record the NFL without their permission, and rip the tags off of your mattress.

What on Earth is the NFL?

/peakbrit

National Football League,  oh and soccer and rugby fans are more than welcome to put on that "armor" and let a 350 linbacker knock them on their ass at full speed. But yea the sport is a spinoff of rugby historically.

The "record the NFL without their permission' part,  is making fun of big business disclaimers that you cant record or replay or even talk about the league or a game without their permission. They really do have a fucked up disclaimer before each game, like they can sue everyone who might do that. To the point of saying "descriptions or accounts of the game are strictly prohibited".  By their add we could all be sued for the NFL thread here.
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#23
RE: I'm back, bitches.
K but who are you? Tongue
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#24
RE: I'm back, bitches.
(January 13, 2016 at 10:21 pm)Brian37 Wrote: National Football League,  oh and soccer and rugby fans are more than welcome to put on that "armor" and let a 350 linbacker knock them on their ass at full speed. [...]

Yeah - no one wants to see bruises. "Real" sport is all about actual brain damage...

Hey - how about dodging that that linebacker - you know, like a smart person does when something heavy is in the way? Actual football players can do this while controlling an actual ball (the kind that rolls in any direction) with their feet (imagine that in FOOTball)... Tongue

BTW, if American Football is entertaining - why do you need scantily clad women bouncing their tits on the sidelines and a Katy Perry "concert" in the middle of the match, just to keep people's attention? Wink
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#25
RE: I'm back, bitches.
(January 14, 2016 at 2:15 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote:
(January 13, 2016 at 10:21 pm)Brian37 Wrote: National Football League,  oh and soccer and rugby fans are more than welcome to put on that "armor" and let a 350 linbacker knock them on their ass at full speed. [...]

Yeah - no one wants to see bruises. "Real" sport is all about actual brain damage...

Hey - how about dodging that that linebacker - you know, like a smart person does when something heavy is in the way? Actual football players can do this while controlling an actual ball (the kind that rolls in any direction) with their feet (imagine that in FOOTball)... Tongue

BTW, if American Football is entertaining - why do you need scantily clad women bouncing their tits on the sidelines and a Katy Perry "concert" in the middle of the match, just to keep people's attention? Wink

Um any contact sport can and will have concussions. I'd say much more so without the helmets. Us rude yanks call it a game, not a match.  Tongue
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#26
RE: I'm back, bitches.
(January 14, 2016 at 2:56 am)Brian37 Wrote: Um any contact sport can and will have concussions. [...]

Sure - but there are a lot more of them, when you encourage people to slam into each other, like dolls in the hands of a demented child.

(January 14, 2016 at 2:56 am)Brian37 Wrote: [...]Us rude yanks call it a game, not a match.  Tongue

That's cool. If only you could have invented an original name for the sport... Tongue
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#27
RE: I'm back, bitches.
Welcome back to reality or a continued delusion! Smile
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#28
RE: I'm back, bitches.
Everyone knows that Australian Rules Football is the one true football...
(and I'm not just saying that because I'm Australian, alright?!
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#29
RE: I'm back, bitches.
(January 13, 2016 at 7:28 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 13, 2016 at 7:26 pm)Exian Wrote: How's this not a selling point?

The whole playing in armour thing.  Kind of sissified, if you think about it.

Boru

Is always said by someone who has never played the game. Secondly, the world actually need less testosterone. Humans are not super human and I see nothing wrong in safety in anything. Even with soccer and rugby, those players after a lifetime of body abuse leave the game with little to no health care. It's like sexualizing seat bealts in cars. If everyone was always supposed to live on toughness then why have doctors or seat belts?
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