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Jesus is a Lich!
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Jesus is a Lich!
Undead sorcerer with a penchant for necromancy, primarily concerned with ownership of human souls.
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
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RE: Jesus is a Lich!
(January 13, 2016 at 9:08 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Undead sorcerer with a penchant for necromancy, primarily concerned with ownership of human souls.

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Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Jesus is a Lich!
Richard's pearls of wisdom.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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