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Jesus the Jew, yet non-Jew
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Jesus the Jew, yet non-Jew
He went against Jewish culture in not marrying (even though we secretly know he sexed that Magdalene whore), so was he or was he not circumcised according to Jewish culture?

Was Jesus beautifully cut or did he have that nasty foreskin?
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RE: Jesus the Jew, yet non-Jew
Jesus had no dick. No Y chromosome.
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RE: Jesus the Jew, yet non-Jew
(January 18, 2016 at 2:50 am)Kitan Wrote: He went against Jewish culture in not marrying (even though we secretly know he sexed that Magdalene whore), so was he or was he not circumcised according to Jewish culture?

Was Jesus beautifully cut or did he have that nasty foreskin?

Jesus got a BJ when he was eight days old.  Luke 2:21.
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RE: Jesus the Jew, yet non-Jew
(January 18, 2016 at 2:57 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Jesus got a BJ when he was eight days old.  Luke 2:21.

LOL, well then.
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RE: Jesus the Jew, yet non-Jew
So how silly is it to have included something like a circumcision when he was eight days old, yet not include anything of his life between childhood and adulthood?
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RE: Jesus the Jew, yet non-Jew
(January 18, 2016 at 3:00 am)Kitan Wrote: So how silly is it to have included something like a circumcision when he was eight days old, yet not include anything of his life between childhood and adulthood?

Marketing didn't like it, not enough penis mutilation.
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RE: Jesus the Jew, yet non-Jew
(January 18, 2016 at 2:59 am)Kitan Wrote:
(January 18, 2016 at 2:57 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Jesus got a BJ when he was eight days old.  Luke 2:21.

LOL, well then.
The normal practice is that the guy who slices the foreskin off gets to suck the bloody wound.  In the Bible when Paul did it he didn't like it so he eliminated the requirement that Christian males get circumcised.  Imagine Pat Robertson sucking bloody dicks.
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Foreskin is not nasty.
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RE: Jesus the Jew, yet non-Jew
(January 18, 2016 at 2:50 am)Kitan Wrote: Was Jesus beautifully cut or did he have that nasty foreskin?

See, as an adult, you get to make that judgment for yourself regarding the foreskin. Not the case as an infant.
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(January 18, 2016 at 3:47 am)Losty Wrote: Foreskin is not nasty.

I'm glad you agree.
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