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This just in: A big butt is a healthy butt and big butt women are smarter
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This just in: A big butt is a healthy butt and big butt women are smarter
Without even reading the article I knew it was true because it is what I wanted to believe.  I had to share the good news here right away.

Quote:..the results found that women with bigger backsides tend to have lower levels of cholesterol and are more likely to produce hormones to metabolize sugar.
Therefore, women with big butts are less likely to have diabetes or heart problems.
And having a big butt requires an excess of Omega 3 fats, which have been proven to catalyze brain development.
The researchers also found that the children born to women with wider hips are intellectually superior to the children of slimmer, less curvy mothers.

Disclaimer: Okay technically I haven't actually read the article but I did extract some mayo while looking at the pictures and fantasizing about big butts.

http://elitedaily.com/news/world/big-but...healthier/
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#2
RE: This just in: A big butt is a healthy butt and big butt women are smarter
Someone else copy and paste that song. You know which one.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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RE: This just in: A big butt is a healthy butt and big butt women are smarter
(January 24, 2016 at 9:39 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: Someone else copy and paste that song. You know which one.

Yes please, cuz I don't.
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RE: This just in: A big butt is a healthy butt and big butt women are smarter
I live in Tennessee and have some empirical evidence that counters this claim...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: This just in: A big butt is a healthy butt and big butt women are smarter
(January 24, 2016 at 9:41 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote:
(January 24, 2016 at 9:39 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: Someone else copy and paste that song. You know which one.
Yes please, cuz I don't.

Yeah, you do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr89yq2wC9o
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: This just in: A big butt is a healthy butt and big butt women are smarter
You're GOT-DAMN RIGHT we are smarter.
If The Flintstones have taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

-Homer Simpson
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RE: This just in: A big butt is a healthy butt and big butt women are smarter
A study done by Dr. Sir Mixalot.
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RE: This just in: A big butt is a healthy butt and big butt women are smarter
(January 24, 2016 at 9:38 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: Disclaimer: Okay technically I haven't actually read the article but I did extract some mayo while looking at the pictures and fantasizing about big butts.

Hm. I don't remember you touching my jar.
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RE: This just in: A big butt is a healthy butt and big butt women are smarter
(January 24, 2016 at 9:43 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(January 24, 2016 at 9:41 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: Yes please, cuz I don't.

Yeah, you do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr89yq2wC9o

I have a new anthem.  I cried.  I laughed.  I sprang.
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RE: This just in: A big butt is a healthy butt and big butt women are smarter
With the right butt you don't even need any lotion. Just lay it on her shelf and get busy.

Be right back, I need a tissue .. mm .. better make it a beach towel.
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