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Poll: Would you "do it" with a Christian fundamentalist?
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Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
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Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
A hypothetical question; you're both single and he/she is hot.  They are Biblical literalists, while at the same admitting that they are a "sinner in need of grace," but the important part is that they want to romp.  They don't know that you're an atheist and they don't ask.  Would you "do it"?
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#2
RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
Only verbal sex.
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#3
RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
I haven't turned down the religious just on that criteria alone.

Had a college BF with views on Christ and homosexuality that I thought were ludicrous then and now. My best friend (never boinked, BTW) is quite active at Metropolitan Community Church.

(to the extent it torques off the fundamentalists, I do tend to approve of Metropolitan Community Church, bwa, ha, ha, ha)

I've boinked Jews too. I remain impressed to this day about Mort's stamina, LOL.
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#4
RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
No way, Christians have cooties.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#5
RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
Na, I pass on that, plus there be no way to sleep with one. You would have to be married to the person to even have a chance that. If the chance came up without the marriage part, I'd do my best to sing this while leaving the place were I met the person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUaYbfKZIiA
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#6
RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
A good dose of religious repression makes for some really hot pervo dirty greasy butt sex.
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#7
RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
Does "dirty" involve poop particles? Smile
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#8
RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
(January 30, 2016 at 12:11 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I've boinked Jews too. I remain impressed to this day about Mort's stamina, LOL.

I bet he could pinch pennies with his buttcheeks.

/slight racism
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#9
RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
Nothing makes for great sinning like big hangups.

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#10
RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
Nah. I don't want to have sex with someone who legitimately believes that fucking me is morally wrong.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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