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Yes, it WAS abuse, but damn it's funny

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Yes, it WAS abuse, but damn it's funny
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Yes, it WAS abuse, but damn it's funny
March 2, 2016 at 8:34 pm (This post was last modified: March 2, 2016 at 8:38 pm by vorlon13.)
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RE: Yes, it WAS abuse, but damn it's funny
March 2, 2016 at 8:54 pm
Don't they understand irony at all! Geez.
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RE: Yes, it WAS abuse, but damn it's funny
March 2, 2016 at 9:21 pm
I have been tempted to threaten to tape my niece's mouths shut when they wouldn't stop whining about something. I never actually did it, though.
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RE: Yes, it WAS abuse, but damn it's funny
March 2, 2016 at 10:06 pm
Just thrilled that we are living up to our state slogan.
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RE: Yes, it WAS abuse, but damn it's funny
March 2, 2016 at 11:39 pm
I recall joking with someone at work back in the 70s about breaking into his house with a big gun and forcing him to NOT watch Soap since he found it extremely offensive, yet watched it every week and them bitched about it at work all the time.

Kinda the flip side of tying someone to a chair and making them watch something.

Gawd though, for all the movies in the world, that guy wound up making the brats watch Mommie Dearest !!

Jeesus fucking christ, that is so funny, you can't make this shit up.
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RE: Yes, it WAS abuse, but damn it's funny
March 2, 2016 at 11:53 pm
Duct-tape really does fix everything.

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RE: Yes, it WAS abuse, but damn it's funny
March 2, 2016 at 11:58 pm
(March 2, 2016 at 11:53 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Duct-tape really does fix everything.

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RE: Yes, it WAS abuse, but damn it's funny
March 3, 2016 at 3:49 am (This post was last modified: March 3, 2016 at 3:51 am by Alex K.)
(March 2, 2016 at 8:34 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: when they wouldn’t watch the movie “Mommie Dearest” as their mother had instructed them to.

Forcing your children to watch movies? Talk about parenting fail right there...

But did he also keep their eyes opened with matches or something?
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RE: Yes, it WAS abuse, but damn it's funny
March 3, 2016 at 4:23 am
Wow.... what is wrong with parents today? Why can't they do normal stuff like teach their pre-teens and teens how to play Bullshit or something?

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