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Stupid Spell Check.
#11
RE: Stupid Spell Check.
(March 25, 2018 at 6:44 am)Lok1 Wrote: You don't have a clue how it works, so Spell Check is stupid? smh&lol

You again?

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#12
RE: Stupid Spell Check.
(March 25, 2018 at 6:50 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 25, 2018 at 6:44 am)Lok1 Wrote: You don't have a clue how it works, so Spell Check is stupid? smh&lol

You again?

Boru

Again? I don't recall having been on this site before this morning. But thanks for the warm Welcome!
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#13
RE: Stupid Spell Check.
(March 25, 2018 at 7:30 am)Lok1 Wrote:
(March 25, 2018 at 6:50 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You again?

Boru

Again? I don't recall having been on this site before this morning. But thanks for the warm Welcome!

Please, let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Also, you might wanna check with your mom to see how that meatloaf is coming along.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#14
RE: Stupid Spell Check.
(March 25, 2018 at 7:49 am)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(March 25, 2018 at 7:30 am)Lok1 Wrote: Again? I don't recall having been on this site before this morning. But thanks for the warm Welcome!

Please, let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Also, you might wanna check with your mom to see how that meatloaf is coming along.

Good morning, sweetie. I love me some morning snowflake avalanches with my coffee. Thanks.
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#15
RE: Stupid Spell Check.
(March 25, 2018 at 7:59 am)Lok1 Wrote:
(March 25, 2018 at 7:49 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: Please, let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Also, you might wanna check with your mom to see how that meatloaf is coming along.

Good morning, sweetie. I love me some morning snowflake avalanches with my coffee. Thanks.

Cool man!  Got anything that deviates from the script?
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#16
RE: Stupid Spell Check.
(March 20, 2016 at 7:01 pm)IATIA Wrote: I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I dew knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rarely ever wrong.
I halve scent this massage threw it,
And I'm shore your pleased too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh
My checker tolled me sew.

My cell phone says 'revue' should be spelled 'recur'.

'say' should be spelled 'day'

'oar' should be spelled 'oat'

'mist' should be spelled 'most'

'fore' should be spelled 'fire'

'maid' should be spelled 'laid'

'nose' should be spelled 'more'

'bee' should be spelled 'new'

'threw' should be spelled 'there'

'shore' should be spelled 'white'

'checker' should be spelled 'checked'

'tolled' should be spelled 'rolled'


So we have, according to my cheap Samsung Galaxy Core Prime:

I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my recur
Mistakes I dew knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two day
Weather eye am wrong oat write
It shows me strait aweigh.
As soon as a most ache is maid
It more new fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rarely ever wrong.
I halve scent this massage there it,
And I'm white your pleased too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh
My checked rolled me sew.


Tongue
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#17
RE: Stupid Spell Check.
(March 25, 2018 at 10:13 am)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(March 25, 2018 at 7:59 am)Lok1 Wrote: Good morning, sweetie. I love me some morning snowflake avalanches with my coffee. Thanks.

Cool man!  Got anything that deviates from the script?

.....she said, with no sense of the irony elicited regarding her initial response. lol Kids say the darndest things.
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#18
RE: Stupid Spell Check.
My dumb phone is supposed to be "smart" so it remembers words I've used and corrects it to them. So if I misspell something often enough it'll think that's what I want. So it'll correct the right spelling to the wrong spelling. Wgucj is bullshit
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#19
RE: Stupid Spell Check.
(March 25, 2018 at 11:10 am)Aegon Wrote: My dumb phone is supposed to be "smart" so it remembers words I've used and corrects it to them. So if I misspell something often enough it'll think that's what I want. So it'll correct the right spelling to the wrong spelling. Wgucj is bullshit

Mine too.

It automatically adds words I've misspelled to it's data base, and even prioritizes them in lists of possible spellings it suggests.

It is EXTREMELY lame.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#20
RE: Stupid Spell Check.
My smell checker says my spelling reeks of kitty litter.

I have no rebuttal to that.
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