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God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
#41
God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
Literal interpretation of the OT, but we are the ones who look foolish. Lol, k. [emoji6]
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#42
RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 13, 2016 at 4:59 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(April 13, 2016 at 4:56 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: A little redundant... but yes, it was a deformity... diseases and such are a result of original sin.

Like I always try to explain to you Muppets, the whole bible is all about Jesus, the old testament is telling you about Jesus through symbolism.

Search the scriptures; for in them ye think ye have eternal life: and they are they which testify of me. - John 5:39

For instance when a lamb was sacrificed it had to be without blemish, symbolizing Jesus who was the lamb of god and without sin. Jesus is also the high priest that stands between God and man making Intercession on man's behalf.
*emphasis mine*

The Priests job was to make intercession for the people (through sacrifices and offerings ect.) and had to be without blemish just like the aforementioned lamb, This is to symbolize Jesus in the role of the High Priest who was without sin, interceding on our behalf.


LOL.  What the hell does God need symbolism for?   What a joke.

Because the bible is not for everyone, it is for the elect. Therefore it is written in a way that only the elect (through revelation) will understand.

At that time Jesus answered and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes. - Matthew 11:25
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#43
RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 13, 2016 at 5:13 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Literal interpretation of the OT, but we are the ones who look foolish.  Lol, k.  [emoji6]

What would you call someone who claims to be working toward a doctorate, yet doesn't know the proper use for the word "except"?
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#44
God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
Doesn't know, or made a typing mistake?
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#45
RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 13, 2016 at 5:19 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Doesn't know, or made a typing mistake?

Uhh, no.

I corrected him twice; he refused to listen and continued along his line of reasoning.
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#46
God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
Maybe he was doing it just to piss you off.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#47
RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 13, 2016 at 5:23 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Maybe he was doing it just to piss you off.

Making yourself look like a moron to make someone mad is a valid debate tactic? How?

I find it hilarious btw.
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#48
God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
Well, I didn't say it was a valid debate tactic. I was merely suggesting a motive. I don't even know who you are referring to, or what conversation.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#49
RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 13, 2016 at 5:30 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Well, I didn't say it was a valid debate tactic.  I was merely suggesting a motive.  I don't even know who you are referring to, or what conversation.
I've posted it before, but since you bring it up.





Oh, and surprise, still waiting on that admission...
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God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 13, 2016 at 5:44 pm)Huggy74 Wrote:
(April 13, 2016 at 5:30 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Well, I didn't say it was a valid debate tactic.  I was merely suggesting a motive.  I don't even know who you are referring to, or what conversation.
I've posted it before, but since you bring it up.





Oh, and surprise, still waiting on that admission...


Well, that was certainly a lot of hullabaloo over one word...I'll say that. Maybe you should have phrased it differently like, "there are a few prerequisite rules that need to be fulfilled..." I dunno. Seems not to be the main point of the argument anyhow, but I wasn't there so I can't say.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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