No, Asshole. It is NOT a "Miracle"

[Minimalist]

http://apnews.excite.com/article/2010072...EL2G0.html

PHOENIX (AP) - Family and friends spent the past week standing vigil outside a Phoenix hospital room, praying Marlena Cantu would recover from severe injuries suffered in an Arizona traffic crash.

But their world was turned upside down when they learned authorities made a mistake - and the badly bruised, swollen-faced woman in the hospital wasn't the 21-year-old.

And predictably...

"It's a miracle but ... you feel angry because we mourned all week," Dorenda Cisneros, Guerra's aunt, told KPHO-TV in Phoenix on Sunday.

A "miracle" would have been if the car blew a tire at high speed and rolled over several times and NO ONE was hurt or killed.

A fuck-up by the cops is not a miracle.

[TheDarkestOfAngels]

A fuck-up by the cops is not a miracle.

Well, you know how christians are. Happy bunny fluffy chocolatey goodness is all to god's credit.
Fuck ups are always human error.

Unless, of course, a catastrophe happens, then it's because god hates gay people.

[Skeptisma]

Does anyone else find it strange that the person in question was not aware that her family was holding this vigil for her... for a WEEK?

In other news, bears do shit in the woods.

[mem]

I was wondering about that too! Maybe not a close family?

[Cego_Colher]

Maybe she wanted them to think she was going to die.

[Minimalist]

Well, you know how christians are.

Yeah. Assholes.


This kid is critically injured. If she dies, what will happen to their fucking "miracle?"

[Paul the Human]

God works in mysterious ways. If she dies, it will have been God's will and a part of his Great Plan.

It's not a crutch at all.

[Minimalist]

God works in mysterious ways

So do bacteria.

[Cego_Colher]

if she dies she was probably a lesbian and everyone knows how much god hates homosexuals.

[Nitsuj]

Edit: Never mind, couldn't post fast enough.