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The Drunk Tank
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RE: The Drunk Tank
May 14, 2016 at 11:24 pm
(May 14, 2016 at 11:11 pm)Mamacita Wrote: I'm drunk! Fucken drunk on 16% home brewed stout from a local brewer I just met and also drunk on Becca. She so fine. Mmmmmmm ok bye.

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RE: The Drunk Tank
May 15, 2016 at 2:09 am (This post was last modified: May 15, 2016 at 2:23 am by SteelCurtain.)
(May 14, 2016 at 11:11 pm)Mamacita Wrote: I'm drunk! Fucken drunk on 16% home brewed stout from a local brewer I just met and also drunk on Becca. She so fine. Mmmmmmm ok bye.

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#93
RE: The Drunk Tank
May 15, 2016 at 9:59 am
Why is Becca so fine? Just Beccause.

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RE: The Drunk Tank
May 15, 2016 at 11:27 am
(May 15, 2016 at 9:59 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Why is Becca so fine? Just Beccause.

#cornyjoke

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The Drunk Tank
May 19, 2016 at 11:15 pm
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RE: The Drunk Tank
May 19, 2016 at 11:32 pm
Stone IPA Big Grin
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#97
RE: The Drunk Tank
May 20, 2016 at 12:50 am
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RE: The Drunk Tank
May 20, 2016 at 12:51 am
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#99
RE: The Drunk Tank
May 20, 2016 at 1:12 am
Guiness. 

-new tires, check.
-oil change, check.
-painted my toe nails, check.
-feeling ready and like a champ, nope.

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RE: The Drunk Tank
May 20, 2016 at 2:22 am
I feel a little guilty posting here as I am merely buzzing rather than truly fucked up. I hope this will be forgiven.

I'm on a bit of a natural high as I went on my first real job interview after a nearly three-year lull in working and was hired the same day. Yeah! Damn, I'm good!

Anyway, I'm celebrating with cheap, high-alcohol beer. I'm sure I'll feel like shit tomorrow but life is good now.
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