Yo Mama, do kiss your real momma with that mouth!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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I am Jesus
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 (May 11, 2016 at 11:17 pm)The_Empress Wrote: Well... uh... thanks for answering, Jesus... Sorry, Becca. Jesus has the fetish of not answering unless you're Joel Osteen.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
(May 11, 2016 at 11:20 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Yo Mama, do kiss your real momma with that mouth! Igno! Why you mean to meh? (Sad puss in boots face) Lawrdy lawrd! My heart is broken. 
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
I can sense the strong emotional connection you have to fake Jesus!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (May 11, 2016 at 11:30 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I can sense the strong emotional connection you have to fake Jesus! Nah. I would have aborted him (we had abortions back then too, only slightly more painful), but fucken Jesus wouldn't have it, since the fetus was himself.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
 RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 11:38 pm
(This post was last modified: May 11, 2016 at 11:39 pm by rexbeccarox.)
(May 11, 2016 at 11:21 pm)Mamacita Wrote:(May 11, 2016 at 11:17 pm)The_Empress Wrote: Well... uh... thanks for answering, Jesus... 
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
Would you rather me spend my time on shallow jokes or talk about how you are wrong and I am right or talk about how someone's color of skin makes them better or worse or lust selfishly over flesh or argue with you over how to pronounce a name or fight over a dollar bill or physically attack another based on a prejudice or become obese with food or laugh at the truth?
We must agree to come together as one. Through love, wisdom, and understanding.  (May 12, 2016 at 12:38 am)Love333 Wrote: Would you rather me spend my time on shallow jokes or talk about how you are wrong and I am right or talk about how someone's color of skin makes them better or worse or lust selfishly over flesh or argue with you over how to pronounce a name or fight over a dollar bill or physically attack another based on a prejudice or become obese with food or laugh at the truth? Yes, actually. At least it would make for interesting conversation Quote:We must agree to come together as one. Through love, wisdom, and understanding. You say you're Jesus, dude. You should know that the only way all that will happen is if you talk about what people care about; not a bunch of woo and bullshit. Be real.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
 (May 12, 2016 at 12:38 am)Love333 Wrote: Would you rather me spend my time on shallow jokes or talk about how you are wrong and I am right or talk about how someone's color of skin makes them better or worse or lust selfishly over flesh or argue with you over how to pronounce a name or fight over a dollar bill or physically attack another based on a prejudice or become obese with food [...] I'd say, given the alternatives, shallow jokes it is! Fire at will!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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