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Atheist Forums › Discussion › Off Topic v
Turtles and Lightbulbs

Poll: How many turtles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
This poll is closed.
One turtley turtlekins.
2.86%
 1 2.86%
One Hammy the turtle and one turtlesexual in denial.
2.86%
 1 2.86%
Moar turtle buttsex please.
5.71%
 2 5.71%
MOAR
5.71%
 2 5.71%
I can haz mayo please?
2.86%
 1 2.86%
silly adorbs worrisome turtley turtle
5.71%
 2 5.71%
Losty is skerriest kittencorn
5.71%
 2 5.71%
So I iz a cheerleader turtle now huh?
2.86%
 1 2.86%
This is not zeh funny poll.
5.71%
 2 5.71%
RED PUNCH GATORADE FOUNTAIN plz plz plz
2.86%
 1 2.86%
Florence y'all!
2.86%
 1 2.86%
Are you quite quite sane?
0%
 0 0%
Peetree is best flying dinosaur.
8.57%
 3 8.57%
Buttsex is buttsexy.
5.71%
 2 5.71%
Fuck all pollsssssssssss
2.86%
 1 2.86%
Why so many letter 's' you silly douchenozzle!
2.86%
 1 2.86%
Wut wut wut in the butt.
8.57%
 3 8.57%
Puppehs are awesome-sauce
8.57%
 3 8.57%
Losty is bestest kitten and skerriest kittencorn
8.57%
 3 8.57%
eee!
8.57%
 3 8.57%
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RE: Turtles and Lightbulbs
May 18, 2016 at 7:44 am (This post was last modified: May 18, 2016 at 7:44 am by SteelCurtain.)
Puppehs!

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RE: Turtles and Lightbulbs
May 18, 2016 at 8:03 am (This post was last modified: May 18, 2016 at 8:04 am by ignoramus.)
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RE: Turtles and Lightbulbs
May 18, 2016 at 1:27 pm
Buttsex!
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RE: Turtles and Lightbulbs
May 18, 2016 at 1:32 pm
Take the light bulb out first
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RE: Turtles and Lightbulbs
May 18, 2016 at 1:34 pm
Nooooo! It's the source of my power!
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RE: Turtles and Lightbulbs
May 19, 2016 at 5:58 am
(May 18, 2016 at 1:34 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Nooooo! It's the source of my power!

I see what you mean...

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RE: Turtles and Lightbulbs
May 19, 2016 at 5:58 am
lol
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RE: Turtles and Lightbulbs
May 19, 2016 at 8:29 am
How many turtles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. The true question is how to get them into the lightbulb.
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RE: Turtles and Lightbulbs
May 19, 2016 at 10:35 am
(May 17, 2016 at 8:27 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: The joke is I'm strange.

Get it now? Big Grin

Well yeah, but Sae did crazy polls better than you :-p
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RE: Turtles and Lightbulbs
May 19, 2016 at 1:18 pm
I miss Violet a lot.
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