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If Evil-lution is true...
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RE: If Evil-lution is true...
June 5, 2016 at 9:32 pm
Of course evilution is real ... A cracker evolves into the body of the the Savior inside the stomach of believers. Checkmate ... uh ... somebody!

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RE: If Evil-lution is true...
June 5, 2016 at 9:38 pm
Theists, does God change with the times?

I assume not because he is perfect to start with.

Then stop trying to tell us what the bible is trying to say through metaphor and start taking everything literally!
No human has the right to undermine the wise innerant word of Gawd!

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RE: If Evil-lution is true...
June 5, 2016 at 10:32 pm
(June 5, 2016 at 9:16 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Mostly failures!

The failures died out.  That's the point.
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RE: If Evil-lution is true...
June 5, 2016 at 11:34 pm
(June 5, 2016 at 10:32 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(June 5, 2016 at 9:16 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Mostly failures!

The failures died out.  That's the point.

A few made it through, praise Jesus!
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RE: If Evil-lution is true...
June 6, 2016 at 6:27 am (This post was last modified: June 6, 2016 at 6:29 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(June 5, 2016 at 10:32 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(June 5, 2016 at 9:16 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Mostly failures!

The failures died out.   That's  the point.

As Thomas Edison said: he didn't fail he found 1000 ways that didn't work before finding a way that did.

As Albert Einstein said: those who never made a mistake never made anything.

Probably misquotes from my memory but you get the point.

Yes evolution is mostly full of so-called failures but so what? That's life. And that's reality. Unlike the creation story which is just a bunch of silly incomplete versions of the same fucktarded fairy tale cobbled together by douchenozzles.
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RE: If Evil-lution is true...
June 6, 2016 at 6:33 am
(June 5, 2016 at 11:34 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote:
(June 5, 2016 at 10:32 pm)Minimalist Wrote: The failures died out.  That's the point.

A few made it through, praise Jesus!

Praise be to He: The Son Who Wants You To Kneel.

To pray? That too but he's also really pent up and promises to turn his sperm into Jack Daniels.
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RE: If Evil-lution is true...
June 6, 2016 at 6:33 am
Or something.
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RE: If Evil-lution is true...
June 6, 2016 at 7:55 am
(June 6, 2016 at 6:33 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote:
(June 5, 2016 at 11:34 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: A few made it through, praise Jesus!

Praise be to He: The Son Who Wants You To Kneel.

To pray? That too but he's also really pent up and promises to turn his sperm into Jack Daniels.

Would it be a sin to accept such a homosexual act that the Babble says is a bomb-nation or would it be a sin to refuse the Lord's wishes? 

I'm going to have to pray on that. 

I could use a good chug of Jack Daniels, though.
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RE: If Evil-lution is true...
June 6, 2016 at 8:32 am
If I'm having niggling doubts about the accuracy of the bible (I open my eyes somewhere, for example, and see something), what should I do?

I mean obviously reality is wrong in such cases, but who do I email about it?

Or is email evil too?
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RE: If Evil-lution is true...
June 6, 2016 at 11:24 am
Praying is the original email, Rob.

Or you could send me 25 bucks and I'll do that for you.

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