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I can't breathe.

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I can't breathe.
Alex K Offline
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#11
RE: I can't breathe.
June 3, 2016 at 4:43 pm
Take a deep breath and recite the words "medicine crank" over and over Smile
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#12
RE: I can't breathe.
June 3, 2016 at 4:51 pm
(June 3, 2016 at 4:36 pm)The_Empress Wrote:
(June 3, 2016 at 4:35 pm)Mamacita Wrote: Wait. What?

To go to LA to be in the audience for Real Time. I thought, "Ivy's coming. We can go to LA to see Bill." Tickets are free, but they're on some sort of lottery system.

How did I get so lucky? So you didn't get them. You did that, though. How fucken cute! I wanna kiss you now. I'm going to tackle you with kisses.
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#13
RE: I can't breathe.
June 3, 2016 at 4:52 pm
(June 3, 2016 at 4:51 pm)Mamacita Wrote:
(June 3, 2016 at 4:36 pm)The_Empress Wrote: To go to LA to be in the audience for Real Time. I thought, "Ivy's coming. We can go to LA to see Bill." Tickets are free, but they're on some sort of lottery system.

How did I get so lucky? So you didn't get them. You did that, though. How fucken cute! I wanna kiss you now. I'm going to tackle you with kisses.

I can't wait!
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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#14
RE: I can't breathe.
June 3, 2016 at 4:54 pm
(June 3, 2016 at 4:43 pm)Alex K Wrote: Take a deep breath and recite the words "medicine crank" over and over Smile

I try not to think about it. My whole Maher religion would collapse.
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RE: I can't breathe.
June 3, 2016 at 4:59 pm
Surely if you wrote the producer and explained that actually attending the show was your therapist's last idea for helping you out of your obsessive thoughts of stalking the guy .. maybe they'd work something out? May I suggest signing the letter: "its in god's hands now, yo mama(cite)".
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RE: I can't breathe.
June 3, 2016 at 5:02 pm
Yeah, "but I really need those tickets because otherwise I'll turn into an obsessive stalker" will surely work wonders Big Grin
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RE: I can't breathe.
June 3, 2016 at 5:02 pm
(June 3, 2016 at 4:59 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: Surely if you wrote the producer and explained that actually attending the show was your therapist's last idea for helping you out of your obsessive thoughts of stalking the guy .. maybe they'd work something out?  May I suggest signing the letter: "its in god's hands now,  yo mama(cite)".

P.S. My babe Becca approves.
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#18
RE: I can't breathe.
June 3, 2016 at 5:03 pm
(June 3, 2016 at 5:02 pm)Alex K Wrote: Yeah, "but I really need those tickets because otherwise I'll turn into an obsessive stalker" will surely work wonders Big Grin

I'm pretty sure I'm a bloody genius or at least a little mental.
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RE: I can't breathe.
June 3, 2016 at 5:04 pm
(June 3, 2016 at 5:02 pm)Alex K Wrote: Yeah, "but I really need those tickets because otherwise I'll turn into an obsessive stalker" will surely work wonders Big Grin

Yeah. Totally. "And we all know the kind of dom things I think about when Maher doesn't cooperate."
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#20
RE: I can't breathe.
June 3, 2016 at 5:08 pm
Ick, ick, ick!
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