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Sarcastathread
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Sarcastathread
Thread for entirely sarcastic posts. Starting from... Now.

Joseph Smith was so fucking rational. A true visionary. Because there's inevitably alien life out there that clearly implies that I have seen a bunch of UFOs in my lifetime. UFOs are always flying saucer shaped and identified as such because that makes total fucking sense because movies.

I never sat on a red screwdriver once. It totally didn't make me unable to talk and feel like my rear end was on fire.


Your turn.
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#2
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I want to make sweet love to Donald Trump.
If The Flintstones have taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

-Homer Simpson
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#3
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Well isn't this thread awesome...
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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(June 5, 2016 at 2:01 pm)Losty Wrote: Well isn't this thread awesome...

LOL ...
Religion is the top shelf of the supernatural supermarket ... Madog
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#5
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Great ideas so far, keep up the good work!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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This thread has mountains of substance and wit so you should all bow down to my turtleyness!
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I'm not competent enough to comment.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#8
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I was thinking of turning this thread into a religion but it doesn't contain as much evidence as the bible ...
Religion is the top shelf of the supernatural supermarket ... Madog
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(June 5, 2016 at 2:01 pm)Losty Wrote: Well isn't this thread awesome...

You agree with me! Smile

And I don't even try to kudos every single one of your posts!
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(June 5, 2016 at 2:33 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote:
(June 5, 2016 at 2:01 pm)Losty Wrote: Well isn't this thread awesome...

You agree with me! Smile

And I don't even try to kudos every single one of your posts!

I have no idea what you're referring to
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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