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Has anyone heard of the God of FAQU?
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Has anyone heard of the God of FAQU?
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Dear God, I pray for a pony for my 9th birthday tomorrow.
FUCK YOU!  Save up for one yourself you spoilt little shit!

Dear God, I pray for you to help me find my misplaced car keys.
FUCK YOU! You're drunk and shouldn't be driving anyway!

Dear God, I pray that my grandmother goes to heaven when she dies.
FUCK YOU! For still believing in fairy tales! How old are you?

Any others?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Has anyone heard of the God of FAQU?
Hmm, the number of hands on each side do not match. Not perfect enough for my tastes.
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
- Lau Tzu

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RE: Has anyone heard of the God of FAQU?
True! But I believe he has only one thing to say to you? hehe
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Has anyone heard of the God of FAQU?
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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