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Zombies!
#41
RE: Zombies!
Quote: When Jesus was raised from the dead, he was still in relatively good condition, by all accounts.

Not according to the Romans and Mel Gibson.  Those fuckers knew how to beat the shit out of someone.
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#42
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(June 26, 2016 at 10:37 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote: When Jesus was raised from the dead, he was still in relatively good condition, by all accounts.

Not according to the Romans and Mel Gibson.  Those fuckers knew how to beat the shit out of someone.

OGM!!! Your right!  I saw the movie "Passion For the Christ".

That was some intense mutilation. I stand corrected.
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#43
RE: Zombies!
Of course it was just a movie.  None of it ever happened.

Godzilla stomping Tokyo is more probable.
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#44
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(June 26, 2016 at 11:32 pm)Darwins Disciple Wrote:
(June 26, 2016 at 10:37 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Not according to the Romans and Mel Gibson.  Those fuckers knew how to beat the shit out of someone.

OGM!!! Your right!  I saw the movie "Passion For the Christ".

That was some intense mutilation. I stand corrected.





The whole take away from that is.....

"Torture porn..." that is what passion of the christ is...
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#45
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(June 26, 2016 at 11:32 pm)Darwins Disciple Wrote:
(June 26, 2016 at 10:37 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Not according to the Romans and Mel Gibson.  Those fuckers knew how to beat the shit out of someone.

OGM!!! Your right!  I saw the movie "Passion For the Christ".

That was some intense mutilation. I stand corrected.

The "Mad Max Jesus" was like William Wallace in 'Brave Heart" yelling "Eternity" instead of "Freedom".

I like the way Scorsese portrayed Lazarus in "The Last temptation of Christ". In pain and agony as his decaying flesh regained it's viability slowly over time. He was like "You Motherfucker!"
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#46
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Ew, cannibalism.

lol there was a whole new page after the post I was replying to. Fail.
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#47
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(June 26, 2016 at 11:44 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(June 26, 2016 at 11:32 pm)Darwins Disciple Wrote: OGM!!! Your right!  I saw the movie "Passion For the Christ".

That was some intense mutilation. I stand corrected.





The whole take away from that is.....

"Torture porn..." that is what passion of the christ is...

I miss the Nostalgia Critic....
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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#48
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(June 27, 2016 at 10:18 am)KevinM1 Wrote:
(June 26, 2016 at 11:44 pm)dyresand Wrote:



The whole take away from that is.....

"Torture porn..." that is what passion of the christ is...

I miss the Nostalgia Critic....

What do you mean miss? he is still around and making videos
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#49
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Ah, didn't know that. He retired, came back, and then I thought he retired again. I know some of his people left (most notably the Nostalgia Chick).
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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#50
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(June 27, 2016 at 10:25 am)KevinM1 Wrote: Ah, didn't know that.  He retired, came back, and then I thought he retired again.  I know some of his people left (most notably the Nostalgia Chick).

She was in a few videos last time i checked she was doing reviews of movies that are in theaters with him. 
I forgot what the video series was named but yeah she is in that.
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