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#PrayForTurkey
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#PrayForTurkey
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Nobody wishes for a war, but an arse. so...
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RE: #PrayForTurkey
Praying for Turkey is going to exactly as helpful as 'hoping for Turkey', 'wishing for turkey', 'casting runes for Turkey' or 'examining the entrails of a properly sacrificed sheep for Turkey'.

Boru
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RE: #PrayForTurkey
(July 16, 2016 at 4:00 am)AtlasS33 Wrote: [Image: pray_for_turkey_by_mak110-d4e33kh.jpg]

Nobody wishes for a war, but an arse. so...

I wont pray for anything. I can hope for the best but prayer, no.



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Asking a majority atheist forum to pray. Can you not see something wrong with that, Atlas?
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RE: #PrayForTurkey
Can I masturbate for Turkey instead? It will do Turkish people as much good as prayer would and at least I'll get some exercise...
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RE: #PrayForTurkey
(July 16, 2016 at 4:33 am)Bella Morte Wrote: Asking a majority atheist forum to pray. Can you not see something wrong with that, Atlas?

/thread Big Grin

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: #PrayForTurkey
I don't pray, period. But my hopes are that modern Turkey gets rid sooner rather than later of this despicable little prick trying to establish himself as the great (theocratic?) leader.
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Pray into one hand and shit into the other and see which fills up first.
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(July 16, 2016 at 4:56 am)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Pray into one hand and shit into the other and see which fills up first.

Interesting acrobatic experiment by the way.
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RE: #PrayForTurkey
(July 16, 2016 at 4:58 am)abaris Wrote:
(July 16, 2016 at 4:56 am)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Pray into one hand and shit into the other and see which fills up first.

Interesting acrobatic experiment by the way.

Heh. Mam used to say, 'Wish in one hand, shit in the other. Then squeeze them both and see which comes true.'

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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