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German axe attack.
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#21
RE: German axe attack.
July 18, 2016 at 7:31 pm
(July 18, 2016 at 7:26 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(July 18, 2016 at 7:22 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Probably a more peaceful time.


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Nah, there was. But probable of a less nauseating sort.

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#22
RE: German axe attack.
July 18, 2016 at 7:34 pm
But if they outlaw axes, then only axes will be outlaws. Wait, that's not it. Umm....Ok, if they out-axe the laws, then only outlaws will be axed. Crap, lemme think.

If only axes have laws, then...fuck. If you're lax on the laws, then you'll be axed. [godDAMN this is hard]. I think I have it: Outlawing laxatives will mean axes out on the lawn.

Close enough.

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#23
RE: German axe attack.
July 18, 2016 at 7:38 pm
(July 18, 2016 at 7:34 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: But if they outlaw axes, then only axes will be outlaws.  Wait, that's not it.  Umm....Ok, if they out-axe the laws, then only outlaws will be axed.  Crap, lemme think.

If only axes have laws, then...fuck.  If you're lax on the laws, then you'll be axed.  [godDAMN this is hard].  I think I have it:  Outlawing laxatives will mean axes out on the lawn.

Close enough.

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#24
RE: German axe attack.
July 18, 2016 at 8:15 pm (This post was last modified: July 18, 2016 at 8:15 pm by ignoramus.)
He was actually a lumberjack on his way to work.
People on the train started making cruel jokes about how violent Afghans muslims are.
The lies made him very angry!
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#25
RE: German axe attack.
July 18, 2016 at 8:43 pm
(July 18, 2016 at 8:15 pm)ignoramus Wrote: He was actually a lumberjack on his way to work.
People on the train started making cruel jokes about how violent Afghans muslims are.
The lies made him very angry!

The fucking irony...
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#26
RE: German axe attack.
July 18, 2016 at 8:51 pm
(July 18, 2016 at 7:34 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: But if they outlaw axes, then only axes will be outlaws.  Wait, that's not it.  Umm....Ok, if they out-axe the laws, then only outlaws will be axed.  Crap, lemme think.

If only axes have laws, then...fuck.  If you're lax on the laws, then you'll be axed.  [godDAMN this is hard].  I think I have it:  Outlawing laxatives will mean axes out on the lawn.

Close enough.

Boru


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#27
RE: German axe attack.
July 18, 2016 at 8:51 pm
(July 18, 2016 at 8:15 pm)ignoramus Wrote: He was actually a lumberjack on his way to work.
People on the train started making cruel jokes about how violent Afghans muslims are.
The lies made him very angry!

You're just making that up right?
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#28
RE: German axe attack.
July 19, 2016 at 1:18 am
Well done to the cops for shooting the fucker.
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#29
RE: German axe attack.
July 19, 2016 at 1:29 am
I bet he wasn't a true lumberjack!
Again, a muslim has misinterpreted the woodworking safety manual....
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#30
RE: German axe attack.
July 19, 2016 at 2:22 am (This post was last modified: July 19, 2016 at 2:39 am by Alex K.)
(July 18, 2016 at 6:51 pm)Spirian Wrote:
(July 18, 2016 at 6:44 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: BAN PEOPLE WHO BELLIGERENTLY FAIL TO GRASP WHAT THE DEBATE OVER GUN VIOLENCE IS REALLY ABOUT!!

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Ban passive aggressive flame wars, and instill controlled debate.

ETA: If the weapon is the problem then let's ban the weapon. If the problem is the ideology, then let's have that discussion.

No - you see, the problem is neither the axe nor any ideology, the problem is that not everyone on the train had an AR15 or if all else fails, a Tec9 at their disposal to defend themselves properly.
This could easily have been 100 dead, 50 wounded, but because of our unpatriotic socialist gun culture, it totally fizzled out.
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