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apocalypse tomorrow!
August 11, 2010 at 10:20 pm
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According to a constructional engineer and(so called) astrologist Fuat Arman, 13.08.2010 is the apocalypse time. (by the way its friday the 13th.) His claim is based on quran and mayan prophecies.(WTF) If this fella is right we all have one day to live. So, have fun!
Now some will say that there is no messiah.. I guess José Luis de Jesús Miranda will have to do.. 
Quote:Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends.
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RE: apocalypse tomorrow!
August 11, 2010 at 10:30 pm
The earth never seems to have a shortage of assholes.
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RE: apocalypse tomorrow!
August 11, 2010 at 10:32 pm
(August 11, 2010 at 10:20 pm)annatar Wrote: According to a constructional engineer and(so called) astrologist Fuat Arman, 13.08.2010 is the apocalypse time. (by the way its friday the 13th.) His claim is based on quran and mayan prophecies.(WTF) If this fella is right we all have one day to live. So, have fun!
Now some will say that there is no messiah.. I guess José Luis de Jesús Miranda will have to do..
Wow. The credibility of this statement is lost as soon as I reach the word "astrologist". Not even completely through the first sentence.
In any case, ho hum... another day, another kookie apocalypse theory.
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Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925
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RE: apocalypse tomorrow!
August 12, 2010 at 12:01 am
(August 11, 2010 at 10:20 pm)annatar Wrote: According to a constructional engineer and(so called) astrologist Fuat Arman, 13.08.2010 is the apocalypse time. (by the way its friday the 13th.) His claim is based on quran and mayan prophecies.(WTF) If this fella is right we all have one day to live. So, have fun!
Now some will say that there is no messiah.. I guess José Luis de Jesús Miranda will have to do..
You didn't happen to catch the exact time of day did you, you should check you surely would not want to be napping when it happens.
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RE: apocalypse tomorrow!
August 12, 2010 at 1:03 am
he says it will happen at 23:00~24:00 but its for Turkey I dont know if god will consider time differences.
we should celebrate it at midnight like new year.. countdown for apocalypse around the world..
damn religious people getting crazier day by day..
And Godschild, I admire your ability to mock with someone elses beliefs which is actually similar to your beliefs..
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RE: apocalypse tomorrow!
August 12, 2010 at 1:36 am
(August 12, 2010 at 1:03 am)annatar Wrote: he says it will happen at 23:00~24:00 but its for Turkey I dont know if god will consider time differences.
we should celebrate it at midnight like new year.. countdown for apocalypse around the world..
damn religious people getting crazier day by day..
And Godschild, I admire your ability to mock with someone elses beliefs which is actually similar to your beliefs..
God will of course accomidate the various time zones by wiping out the surface of the planet longitude point by longitude point as the planet rotates so the worldwide time of death is exactly the same.
If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church. At the next session you may ban books and the newspapers...
Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925
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RE: apocalypse tomorrow!
August 12, 2010 at 3:23 am
(August 12, 2010 at 1:36 am)TheDarkestOfAngels Wrote: (August 12, 2010 at 1:03 am)annatar Wrote: he says it will happen at 23:00~24:00 but its for Turkey I dont know if god will consider time differences.
we should celebrate it at midnight like new year.. countdown for apocalypse around the world..
damn religious people getting crazier day by day..
And Godschild, I admire your ability to mock with someone elses beliefs which is actually similar to your beliefs..
God will of course accomidate the various time zones by wiping out the surface of the planet longitude point by longitude point as the planet rotates so the worldwide time of death is exactly the same.
But longitude does not always correlate to time zones? What then?!??!?
Into the bunkers and divide by zero!! 
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RE: apocalypse tomorrow!
August 12, 2010 at 8:46 am
WHAT?! Tommorrow? Damnit! My animated midget porn box set isn't due tio arrive until monday.
Can we get a continuance?
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RE: apocalypse tomorrow!
August 12, 2010 at 8:49 am
Hang on, I'll sprinkle some blood of a chicken tonight and the threat will be cleared.
For a while at least.
After all, we can't let an animated midget porn box set go to waste can we?
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RE: apocalypse tomorrow!
August 12, 2010 at 10:36 am
You know, whenever these "end of the world" things come up, I always get a bit nervous. I know it's dumb, and the world won't end, but still...
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