Hello from the Past!

[I_am_not_mafia]

Sorry, some of us tried to warn about the depleting resources but you can't change the nature of life that consumes as much as it can until it hits a limit. I hope you kept onto all the social progress we made.

[Excited Penguin]

Good thing they don't have 'Republicans' in the rest of the world, then.

They go by various names but the entire world has them.

Hell, even here in NZ, there are ignorant creationists.

Indeed.

[ApeNotKillApe]

Dear me,

Remember to get milk.


- Me

[Edwardo Piet]

Hello, this is a message from a future far more advanced than your own. It's a Utopian blissful heaven on earth here and suffering is abolished altogether, but in order for our future to exist it is absolutely necessary that you stop needlessly punishing people so they get their 'just deserts' far beyond what is required to mitigate harm.

[Excited Penguin]

Hello, this is a message from a future far more advanced than your own. It's a Utopian blissful heaven on earth here and suffering is abolished altogether, but in order for our future to exist it is absolutely necessary that you stop needlessly punishing people so they get their 'just deserts' far beyond what is required to mitigate harm.

Meh, sounds boring. Give me at least some VRs to kill people in.

[Edwardo Piet]

It wouldn't be boring though, regardless of how it sounds.

[Excited Penguin]

It wouldn't be boring though, regardless of how it sounds.

I'm just joking.

Not about the VRs though.

[brewer]

Dear Future:

Sorry we fucked things up, we didn't have much choice. We all agreed to die as penance. I hope this makes you happy!

(P.S. Have your cured passive aggressive behavior?)

[Edwardo Piet]

Hello The Past. Pleased to meet you.

All the best,

A silly turtle

[Excited Penguin]

Hello The Past. Pleased to meet you.

All the best,

A silly turtle

This is the second time you communicated from the future or towards the past, when the assignment was to speak to future generations, not the other way around.

You failed terribly, Mr. Evie. You've got an F. Get out and don't come back to this classroom until you've thought long and hard about what you want to do with your future!