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"Teen"age songs

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"Teen"age songs
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RE: "Teen"age songs
July 26, 2016 at 10:39 pm
They asked for "teenager". Don't shoot the piano player.
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RE: "Teen"age songs
July 26, 2016 at 10:51 pm
There's an old saying, "Don't shoot the messenger".

I disagree with this. Often, shooting the messenger is a message in itself.
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RE: "Teen"age songs
July 26, 2016 at 11:03 pm (This post was last modified: July 26, 2016 at 11:42 pm by chimp3. Edit Reason: Remove d from and. spellcheck )
I can share anecdote about enema nursing. I was assigned - due to staffing shortages- to a unit I was not oriented to. The charge nurse thought I should not be given a regular assignment - such as rooms 201 - 205. So she decided I should perform "dilly" care for the entire unit. Dilly care involves inserting suppositories, using your index finger to manually remove hard stool from the rectal vault, then giving an enema and cleaning up the mess. I knew I was getting the short end of the stick and the boss asked me "if I minded?" Yes I did. So I broke out into a rousing rendition of a Lennon Sisters song and sang out "I'm the Boogie Woogie Dilly Boy from Company B". She gave me rooms 201-205.
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#24
RE: "Teen"age songs
July 26, 2016 at 11:06 pm
(July 26, 2016 at 9:51 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

Songs about underarm deodorant!
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July 26, 2016 at 11:14 pm


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RE: "Teen"age songs
July 26, 2016 at 11:16 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKkiCFOE-Ic
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: "Teen"age songs
July 26, 2016 at 11:20 pm
(July 26, 2016 at 11:03 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I can share anecdote about enema nursing. I was assigned - due to staffing shortages- to a unit I was not oriented to. The charge nurse thought I should not be given a regular assignment - such as rooms 201 - 205. So she decided I should perform "dilly" care for the entire unit. Dilly care involves inserting suppositories, using your index finger to manually remove hard stool from the rectal vault, then giving and enema and cleaning up the mess. I knew I was getting the short end of the stick and the boss asked me "if I minded?" Yes I did. So I broke out into a rousing rendition of a Lennon Sisters song and sang out "I'm the Boogie Woogie Dilly Boy from Company B". She gave me rooms 201-205.

There's a reason I'm glad we have nurses.

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RE: "Teen"age songs
July 26, 2016 at 11:23 pm (This post was last modified: July 26, 2016 at 11:31 pm by Angrboda.)


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July 26, 2016 at 11:27 pm


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RE: "Teen"age songs
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