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Be Like Bonobo's
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Anyway, it's an excuse for music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEpmpt4wYok
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(July 29, 2016 at 8:40 am)CapnAwesome Wrote: They also have been known to eat other monkeys while they are still alive.....

In fact there have been cases where young bonobo's have played with young baboons and days later the bonobo's parents killed and ate their children's playmates. The animal kingdom is a bitch.
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#13
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The best encapsulation I ever read regarding the difference between chimps and bonobos ran something like, 'If you put a cardboard box into an enclosure with two chimps, they will fight over who gets to play with it. If you put a cardboard box into an enclosure with two bonobos, they'll climb into it and have sex.'

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wanna see my box ?
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King of the random proposition, lol.
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(July 29, 2016 at 7:28 am)chimp3 Wrote: What wonderful cousins we have. Female dominated societies. Resolving strife with constant make-up sex. This chimp is jealous.  I was reading this old article :

http://www.primates.com/bonobos/bonobosexsoc.html

How much better our lives would be if we acted like them. The Flower Children of the primate family.

Chance would be a fucking fine thing.
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