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Hilarious ingame commercials
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Hilarious ingame commercials
That's what I stumbled over when playing a bit of GTA V. I wish real life commecials were as honest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPuz1n2LFVs
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This is amazing.
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Lol, hysterical!!!
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Here's another one from Saints Row 2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl08tee-FaQ
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I always like the clucking bell adverts and the one about the knife from San Andreas (a knife that can kill a man before he can scream"

"
This knife killed 25,000 people in cambodia. Now, you can too."
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That commercial is offensive towards American people!!!

Oh, the horror.
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Fuck the Dutch!
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This thread got me going back through old radio adverts from GTA and i stumbled upon some gems. The Diamond advert from San Andreas is great:
Quote:Man: Relationships can seem like an eternity.

Woman: You asshole! What were you doing with my sister in that hot tub?!?!

Man: Relieve the pressure.

Woman 2 (whispers): Ice...

Man: Chill that bitch out... with ice.

Woman 2 (whispers): Ice...

Man: A diamond lasts forever. But your relationship might not. A diamond is
love. Rock hard. And frozen in time. Luckily, most women are shallow, and
materialistic.

Woman 2 (whispers): Ice...

Woman: A diamond? So you -do- love me!

Man: Nothing says I love you like a lump of carbon, mined by wage-slaves in
Angola.

Woman: I don’t even know what I was mad at you about. Do you want a blow job?

Man: Passion. It -can- be purchased. And it -can- be overpriced. Ice.
Available and very expensive...

Woman 2 (whispers): Ice...

Man: ...at DeKoch Diamonds.
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http://www.rockstargames.com/advertising...86?id=1391
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(August 1, 2016 at 6:35 am)abaris Wrote: That's what I stumbled over when playing a bit of GTA V. I wish real life commecials were as honest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPuz1n2LFVs
Haha.
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