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Christ was crazy
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Christ was crazy
A friend of my sister once told us a funny story about her spouse. He's a British and once they were in our country for easter. As I mentioned in another topic, almost everything about religon in my country is spoken in a strange ancient version of my language. So, when religious people greet each other for easter, they say something that roughly translates as "christ was risen". However, since it's ancient Bulgarian which makes it even more incomprehensible for foreigners, her spouse was listening to this greeting for a while, then he asked "Do they really say "christ was crazy"?". Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin

So from now on I know how I'm gonna tease believers on easter - instead of their ancient Bulgarian version, I'm gonna say "christ was crazy". Big Grin Big Grin

Speaking of that - have you ever heard any strange or twisted versions of a religious greeting? Even better if it's a funny one.
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RE: Christ was crazy
Christ was also crazy to think His 'followers' were not going to edit the shit out of his teachings.

Wonder how Christian Biblical Literalism plays in Bulgaria ?? 'Spose they lock people up for that ??
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Idk what "biblical literalism" is and wikipedia's explanation didn't make any clearer, so... Undecided
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Biblical literalism is when people think everything in the bible literally happened as it was written. Pretty crazy to think.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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The believers do think everything in the bible was a real story (facepalm) but people aren't being locked away for thinking so. Altough that sounds like a good idea to sort out the crazy ones from the normal people. Probably half of the Bulgarians don't believe in this shit. Or, if they do, they just say the believe in something - not exactly a god. But they all (believers) have one thing in common - they do think all the fairy tales in the bible did happen.
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