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RE: Keep calm and...
August 9, 2016 at 10:17 am
Castor oil can help but it's not going to help more than the induction meds she's already got, aside from helping her crap herself I mean. Lol!
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August 9, 2016 at 11:25 am (This post was last modified: August 9, 2016 at 11:27 am by LadyForCamus.)
(August 9, 2016 at 9:27 am)Losty Wrote:
(August 9, 2016 at 9:24 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: A metal hook?!   Jesus H. Fucking Christ!!!  [emoji37]

Lmao! It sounds scarier that it is! If your water didn't break before you got to the hospital with your son they probably broke yours that way too! It's common procedure to break the water here, most women don't even notice. It only hurts if you're not dilated at all.


Mine broke...everywhere, lol. You're right though, once you start labor you barely notice anything they do to you.
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#143
RE: Keep calm and...
August 9, 2016 at 11:57 am
(August 9, 2016 at 10:17 am)Losty Wrote: Castor oil can help but it's not going to help more than the induction meds she's already got, aside from helping her crap herself I mean. Lol!

How about some physics? Employ some angular momentum. Grab her by the wrists and spin, spin, spin!

Yust yoking LP. Killing time while in wait mode.
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#144
RE: Keep calm and...
August 9, 2016 at 5:55 pm
Remedies to start the ball rolling might include walking around a bit. Eating spicy foods or being active with nesting.
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RE: Keep calm and...
August 9, 2016 at 5:57 pm
Hmmm sorry for not helping much with your mafia game Judii. Can't help at this time.
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RE: Keep calm and...
August 9, 2016 at 6:02 pm
That is perfectly alright, my friend. You have much more exciting things to be focusing on Smile
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RE: Keep calm and...
August 9, 2016 at 6:04 pm
(August 9, 2016 at 5:57 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Hmmm sorry for not helping much with your mafia game Judii. Can't help at this time.

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August 9, 2016 at 6:45 pm
8 cm dilation. Looks better.
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RE: Keep calm and...
August 9, 2016 at 6:53 pm
(August 9, 2016 at 6:45 pm)LastPoet Wrote: 8 cm dilation. Looks better.

2 to go! Clap
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August 9, 2016 at 7:30 pm
Woooo!!!
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