Alot of hair, Apgar 10, no birth marks, 10 tiny toes and 10 tiny fingers. Long thin eyelashes.
No, I didn't cut the cord. Its not a thing around here.
No, I didn't cut the cord. Its not a thing around here.
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 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione   (August 10, 2016 at 1:34 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Alot of hair, Apgar 10, no birth marks, 10 tiny toes and 10 tiny fingers. Long thin eyelashes. They asked if I wanted to cut the cord on my third kid... not on the first two, but these had the cord around their necks, so they had to do it and swiftly and with style.  RE: Keep calm and...
August 10, 2016 at 3:19 pm
(This post was last modified: August 10, 2016 at 3:19 pm by Regina.)
(August 9, 2016 at 11:47 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(August 9, 2016 at 11:35 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Phew that was intense! Screaming Congrats LP, and a lovely choice of name as well 
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Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm) Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione
Her favorite hobbies are sleeping, drinking from a boobie and soil her diapers. She isn't much about crying tough.
 (August 10, 2016 at 3:40 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Her favorite hobbies are sleeping, drinking from a boobie and soil her diapers. She isn't much about crying tough. Oh, the challenge is truly yet to come. I meant to say, Sofia: awesome name. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm) Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione (August 10, 2016 at 3:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(August 10, 2016 at 3:40 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Her favorite hobbies are sleeping, drinking from a boobie and soil her diapers. She isn't much about crying tough. Yeah. I will buy a shotgun and fill some shells woth rock salt, to keep the dogs away from pissing on my doorstep  Kidding of course. Or am I?  
 (August 10, 2016 at 12:49 pm)Emjay Wrote: Does this make you The Dad Poet's Society? No, that was solid. I call for a name change!!! LP, Sofia is a fantastic name. Congrats, again, my man!
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