If You Did Haz A Clone Of Yourself Identical Mentally *AND* Physically?

[rskovride]

Oh, Give me a clone,
A clone of my own,
With the Y chromosome changed to X.
And when we're alone,
That clone of my own,
Will think about nothing but sex.

Kudos for the clever poem not for the idea, ewww.  lol

[Edwardo Piet]

I think I'd get on very well with myself. I'd understand myself (and vice versa) better than anyone else ever could. And I imagine we'd share some interests.

But wouldn't you end up dueling to the death over which one of you created the universe?

[vorlon13]

Oh, Give me a clone,
A clone of my own,
With the Y chromosome changed to X.
And when we're alone,
That clone of my own,
Will think about nothing but sex.

I found all the words !! I knew that sounded familiar !!


The Clone Song
By: Isaac Asimov
Tune: Home On The Range

Oh, give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With its Y chromosome changed to X.
And after it's grown,
Then my own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.

Clone, clone of my own,
With its Y chromosome changed to X.
And when I'm alone
With my own little clone
We will both think of nothing but sex.

Oh, give me a clone,
Is my sorrowful moan,
A clone that is wholly my own.
And if she's X-X,
And the feminine sex,
Oh, what fun we will have when we're prone.

Clone, clone of my own,
With its Y chromosome changed to X.
And when I'm alone
With my own little clone
We will both think of nothing but sex.

My heart's not of stone,
As I've frequently shone
When alone with my own little X.
And after we've dined,
I am sure we will find
Better incest then Oedipus Rex.

Clone, clone of my own,
With its Y chromosome changed to X.
And when I'm alone
With my own little clone
We will both think of nothing but sex.

Why should such sex vex,
Or disturb or perplex,
Or induce a disparaging tone?
After all, don't you see,
Since we're both of us me,
When we're having sex, I'm alone.

Clone, clone of my own,
With its Y chromosome changed to X.
And when I'm alone
With my own little clone
We will both think of nothing but sex.

And after I'm done
She will still have her fun,
For I'll clone myself twice ere I die.
And this time without fail,
They'll be both of them male,
And they'll each ravage her by and by.

Clone, clone of my own,
With its Y chromosome changed to X.
And when I'm alone
With my own little clone
We will both think of nothing but sex.

[robvalue]

I think I'd get on very well with myself. I'd understand myself (and vice versa) better than anyone else ever could. And I imagine we'd share some interests.

But wouldn't you end up dueling to the death over which one of you created the universe?

Oh yeah I forgot about that. No worries, I'd easily outsmart him. I know what a dumbass he is.