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How do I ask someone out?

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How do I ask someone out?
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RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 19, 2016 at 2:29 pm
Kidnap her and force her to be your bride.

It's the only way.
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RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 19, 2016 at 2:30 pm
(August 19, 2016 at 2:27 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Eggman... you're an egg, I'm a turtle... we're just too different. Sorry bro Sad

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If my heavily devout Catholic mother married my Jewish father, then a turtle can be with an egg!
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RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 19, 2016 at 2:33 pm
(August 19, 2016 at 2:11 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: No rush anyway dude, you're only 12. I'm 28 next month and I've never been on a date or asked anyone out anywhere (nor has anyone asked me out anywhere).

I just like her, that's why, I don't care if she rejects.

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RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 19, 2016 at 2:34 pm
"Whatcha doing Friday night?" has worked well for me.

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RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 19, 2016 at 2:34 pm
(August 19, 2016 at 2:26 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:
(August 19, 2016 at 2:20 pm)Aegon Wrote: Hey, wanna go out?  Wink

Aww, you guys would make an adorable couple!

I ship Alasdiar and thena
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#46
RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 19, 2016 at 2:44 pm
(August 19, 2016 at 2:30 pm)Aegon Wrote: If my heavily devout Catholic mother married my Jewish father, then a turtle can be with an egg!

(August 19, 2016 at 2:34 pm)ScienceAf Wrote: I ship Alasdiar and thena

You guys are cracking me up. Hehe

I'm happily 'single'.
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RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 19, 2016 at 2:51 pm
(mayo jars kind of half count as a relationship IMO)
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RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 19, 2016 at 3:17 pm
(August 19, 2016 at 2:44 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote:
(August 19, 2016 at 2:30 pm)Aegon Wrote: If my heavily devout Catholic mother married my Jewish father, then a turtle can be with an egg!

(August 19, 2016 at 2:34 pm)ScienceAf Wrote: I ship Alasdiar and thena

You guys are cracking me up. Hehe

I'm happily 'single'.


Sureeeee. @Thena
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RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 19, 2016 at 3:17 pm
(August 19, 2016 at 1:36 pm)Excited Penguin Wrote:
(August 19, 2016 at 1:35 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Don't say, "I'd crawl over 5 miles of broken glass just to smell the spot where you peed". Very low percentage of success at age 12.

Anything can work in the right tone of voice. Tongue

I've seen it work once, she was drunk, he was the campus man whore.
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RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 19, 2016 at 4:07 pm
(August 19, 2016 at 1:13 pm)ScienceAf Wrote:
(August 19, 2016 at 1:11 pm)Excited Penguin Wrote: You walk over to her and say " Do you want to do x after class?"

Then you do x and see how it goes.

Welllllll I feel like that would be to subtle but sudden with her.

Lol how is directly asking to do "x", subtle?

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Just ask her if she's interested in having some coffee with you after class.
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