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Create a Joke!
August 29, 2016 at 10:41 pm
Must be original! No plagarism. Long buried memories of old jokes resurfacing might be forgiven if you can document excessive pot smoking or head trauma.
Ok! Here goes :
What do you get when cross Donald Trump with a Blue Blooded Liberal Lawyer?
Henry Kissinger with a short attention span.
Your turn...
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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RE: Create a Joke!
August 30, 2016 at 5:17 am
I actually made up a joke for the first time recently here but I can't remember which thread it was. This is it.
Why did the arm cross the road?
Cause it was severed in a car accident.
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RE: Create a Joke!
August 30, 2016 at 5:29 am
Hah!
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"Screwing in a light bulb is just another phallic symbol of the oppressive rape culture patriarchy!"
*breaks all lights in the house...including the one's inside the fridge*
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Consider me a satellite forever orbiting,
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RE: Create a Joke!
August 30, 2016 at 5:35 am
How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one.
That wasn't a joke, by the way.
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RE: Create a Joke!
August 30, 2016 at 5:44 am
What part of a human looks the least human-like?
The rabbit.
What is the rabbit, you ask?
It is the least human-like part of a human.
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RE: Create a Joke!
August 30, 2016 at 5:53 am
What did one nihilist say to the other?
Nothing of consequence.
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Consider me a satellite forever orbiting,
I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder
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RE: Create a Joke!
August 30, 2016 at 5:53 am
How do you break an armchair?
Like this.
(This joke doesn't translate as well into written form.)
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RE: Create a Joke!
August 30, 2016 at 5:57 am
This guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, 'I'm couldn't make up a good joke to save me life.'
The bartender looks at the man and says, 'me neither.'
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RE: Create a Joke!
August 30, 2016 at 6:00 am
I looked down at my penis the other day and it was beyond recognition.
Took me ages to work out what had happened. It had sunglasses on.
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RE: Create a Joke!
August 30, 2016 at 6:04 am
(August 30, 2016 at 5:57 am)Little lunch Wrote: This guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, 'I'm couldn't make up a good joke to save me life.'
The bartender looks at the man and says, 'me neither.'
They both died.
Love the anti-jokes little lunch!
"Leave it to me to find a way to be,
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting,
I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder
