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Aw fuck, last day of being 12.
#1
Aw fuck, last day of being 12.
I'm turning 13 tomorrow. Yay.

My telomeeerrsss are dying.
I'm becoming...

Edgey...

Ahhhhhhh, I need the bleach.
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able but and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"

~ Epicurus
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#2
RE: Aw fuck, last day of being 12.
Haha, congrats, kid Big Grin
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#3
RE: Aw fuck, last day of being 12.
Plz stop, you're making me feel old and that's usually my job Sad

Seriously though, happy birthday for tomorrow. Now get off my lawn.
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#4
RE: Aw fuck, last day of being 12.
If you're 12 (or 13) and have progeria, you're already at the high end of your life expectancy.

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#5
RE: Aw fuck, last day of being 12.
(4th October 2016, 13:10)Excited Penguin Wrote: Haha, congrats, kid Big Grin

Thank you.
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able but and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"

~ Epicurus
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#6
RE: Aw fuck, last day of being 12.
Another step closer to death, kid.

Enjoy!
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#7
RE: Aw fuck, last day of being 12.
(4th October 2016, 13:13)Iroscato Wrote: Plz stop, you're making me feel old and that's usually my job Sad

Seriously though, happy birthday for tomorrow. Now get off my lawn.

I'll egg your house you fogey.
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able but and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"

~ Epicurus
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#8
RE: Aw fuck, last day of being 12.
(4th October 2016, 13:24)vorlon13 Wrote: If you're 12 (or 13) and have progeria, you're already at the high end of your life expectancy.

Oh fuck
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able but and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"

~ Epicurus
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#9
RE: Aw fuck, last day of being 12.
(4th October 2016, 13:29)Bella Morte Wrote: Another step closer to death, kid.

Enjoy!

Yay!
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able but and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"

~ Epicurus
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#10
RE: Aw fuck, last day of being 12.
(4th October 2016, 13:28)ScienceAf Wrote:
(4th October 2016, 13:10)Excited Penguin Wrote: Haha, congrats, kid Big Grin

Thank you.

Ok, so at what time (GMT) does your birthday start?
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