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Are the holy angels like the time-cops?

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Are the holy angels like the time-cops?
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RE: Are the holy angels like the time-cops?
October 7, 2016 at 11:13 am
And here I heard that Google Translate had improved its algorithms.
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RE: Are the holy angels like the time-cops?
October 7, 2016 at 11:19 am
(October 7, 2016 at 11:13 am)Faith No More Wrote: And here I heard that Google Translate had improved its algorithms.

They have, but forgot to add 'Nonsense' between Nepali and Norwegian. I guess we'll have to wait until the next update.
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RE: Are the holy angels like the time-cops?
October 7, 2016 at 11:48 am
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RE: Are the holy angels like the time-cops?
October 7, 2016 at 11:52 am
What kind of moron believes in "angels?"
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RE: Are the holy angels like the time-cops?
October 7, 2016 at 12:03 pm
(October 7, 2016 at 10:21 am)theBorg Wrote:
(October 7, 2016 at 10:18 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: What does that even mean?

There is theism in the world. And there is atheism in the world. Which one of them was on my mind, while I posted this article?

You give yourself way too much credit.

Now, assimilate this:


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RE: Are the holy angels like the time-cops?
October 7, 2016 at 12:30 pm
Are the holy angels like the time-cops?

Yes.

Yes, they are.

Equally fictional.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Are the holy angels like the time-cops?
October 7, 2016 at 12:37 pm (This post was last modified: October 7, 2016 at 12:41 pm by theBorg.)
(October 7, 2016 at 10:25 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote:
(October 7, 2016 at 10:21 am)theBorg Wrote: There is theism in the world. And there is atheism in the world. Which one of them was on my mind, while I posted this article?

I have no idea.

Writing in coherent, intelligible sentences is a good start if you want to get a point across.

The text is the summary of mine investigations. It begins with explaining what the reality is, and that the reality exists. Do you follow?
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RE: Are the holy angels like the time-cops?
October 7, 2016 at 12:51 pm
(October 7, 2016 at 12:37 pm)theBorg Wrote:
(October 7, 2016 at 10:25 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: I have no idea.

Writing in coherent, intelligible sentences is a good start if you want to get a point across.

The text is the summary of mine investigations. It begins with explaining what the reality is, and that the reality exists. Do you follow?

If we followed you, we'd fall off the cliff with you. No thanks.
I don't believe you. Get over it.
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RE: Are the holy angels like the time-cops?
October 7, 2016 at 12:57 pm
(October 7, 2016 at 12:51 pm)Jesster Wrote:
(October 7, 2016 at 12:37 pm)theBorg Wrote: The text is the summary of mine investigations. It begins with explaining what the reality is, and that the reality exists. Do you follow?

If we followed you, we'd fall off the cliff with you. No thanks.

Well, I can adjust my preaching to the lower level. Please listen:


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RE: Are the holy angels like the time-cops?
October 7, 2016 at 12:58 pm
(October 7, 2016 at 12:57 pm)theBorg Wrote:
(October 7, 2016 at 12:51 pm)Jesster Wrote: If we followed you, we'd fall off the cliff with you. No thanks.

Well, I can adjust my preaching to the lower level. Please listen:

Nobody has time for your youtube links. Adjust your preaching level to a comprehensible level instead. Pulling your head out of your ass helps.
I don't believe you. Get over it.
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