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I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
(December 9, 2016 at 10:50 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
(December 9, 2016 at 2:11 pm)Asmodee Wrote: Is it wrong that I'm aroused right now?

You think that's sexy?  This will really get the blood pumping.




I was all ready to come back with how sick you were and ask what was wrong with you...then I watched the video.  Is it even legal to post that without a prescription?
Have you ever noticed all the drug commercials on TV lately?  Why is it the side effects never include penile enlargement or super powers?
Side effects may include super powers or enlarged penis which may become permanent with continued use.  Stop taking Killatol immediately and consult your doctor if you experience penis enlargement of more than 3 inches, laser vision, superhuman strength, invulnerability, the ability to explode heads with your mind or time travel.  Killatoll is not for everyone, especially those who already have convertibles or vehicles of ridiculous size to supplement penis size.
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