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Election night rituals
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RE: Election night rituals
October 24, 2016 at 6:35 pm
(October 24, 2016 at 3:51 pm)mihoda Wrote: I am wondering what election night rituals you have planned.

I will be watching the movie Idiocracy with my wife and maybe a few friends before lighting up a joint to celebrate prop 64. Then, the morning after I will be taking a coffee shit and flushing it with Trump brand bottled water stolen from the concierge at the Trump Las Vegas hotel.
(admittedly that last part not make it as an annual ritual)

I'll be working after I vote.

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RE: Election night rituals
October 24, 2016 at 6:38 pm
Consoling/congratulating my American friends, both here and RL.

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RE: Election night rituals
October 25, 2016 at 2:13 am
(October 24, 2016 at 4:37 pm)Alex K Wrote: Probably the same as in '08 and '12 ... Watching the livestream until I fall asleep, then waking up from time to time to check my phone.

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This.
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RE: Election night rituals
October 25, 2016 at 2:16 am
Just watching the TV. Pointless to do anything else.
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RE: Election night rituals
October 25, 2016 at 4:57 am
Repeating "not the arsehole not the arsehole" under my breathe over and over again.



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RE: Election night rituals
October 25, 2016 at 5:21 am
I'll be violently shoving a huge spiked dildo into an orange voodoo doll...
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RE: Election night rituals
October 25, 2016 at 5:22 am
(October 25, 2016 at 5:21 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote: I'll be violently shoving a huge spiked dildo into an orange voodoo doll...

Kinky...
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RE: Election night rituals
October 25, 2016 at 5:26 am
(October 25, 2016 at 5:21 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote: I'll be violently shoving a huge spiked dildo into an orange voodoo doll...

I just changed my plans!
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RE: Election night rituals
October 25, 2016 at 5:14 pm
I'm going to be watching the returns while I read all the butthurt from my conservative friends on facebook. And Nov. 9th I'm going to be enjoying reading all the butthurt on conservative sites. Maybe I'm a bit evil, but I'm planning on enjoying the schadenfreude of all these idiots running around hoping Trump wins and saying, "Who cares if he talked about grabbing women? It's just locker room talk that happened 10 years ago. He's going to build a wall and make America great again."
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RE: Election night rituals
October 25, 2016 at 6:31 pm
(October 24, 2016 at 6:38 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Consoling/congratulating my American friends, both here and RL.

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Regardless of the outcome, condolences are in order. To Americans as well as the world at large.
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