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TheOnion - Too Close To The Truth For Comfort
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TheOnion - Too Close To The Truth For Comfort
http://www.theonion.com/article/trump-ca...-sus-54471

Quote:Instructing volunteers to remain alert and pay close attention to every individual who arrives at their voting location, the “Trump Election Observer” section of Donald Trump’s campaign website reportedly trains supporters to spot any suspicious skin colors they may see on Election Day
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RE: TheOnion - Too Close To The Truth For Comfort
The Onion often unfortunately gets it right. Like when W was elected the Onion proudly proclaimed "Our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity is over!"
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: TheOnion - Too Close To The Truth For Comfort
We have a huge picture of christ at our polling place. That should be sufficient.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: TheOnion - Too Close To The Truth For Comfort
(October 27, 2016 at 4:19 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: We have a huge picture of christ at our polling place. That should be sufficient.

And I bet it's the white, blonde haired, blue eyed Jesus picture, isn't it?  Because to claim that someone born in the Middle East would look like someone from the Middle East is blasphemy! 

Remember Megyn Kelly's quote:  "Jesus was white!"
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: TheOnion - Too Close To The Truth For Comfort
(October 28, 2016 at 3:10 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote:
(October 27, 2016 at 4:19 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: We have a huge picture of christ at our polling place. That should be sufficient.

And I bet it's the white, blonde haired, blue eyed Jesus picture, isn't it?  Because to claim that someone born in the Middle East would look like someone from the Middle East is blasphemy! 

Remember Megyn Kelly's quote:  "Jesus was white!"

Why yes it is. But then he has to be white to be pure, right? You forgot the heavenly glow in the background plus the stare, both comforting and menacing at the same time. Just give me the willies.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: TheOnion - Too Close To The Truth For Comfort
(October 27, 2016 at 4:19 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: We have a huge picture of christ at our polling place. That should be sufficient.

Indeed
Sleepy
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RE: TheOnion - Too Close To The Truth For Comfort
(October 28, 2016 at 3:26 pm)Drich Wrote:
(October 27, 2016 at 4:19 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: We have a huge picture of christ at our polling place. That should be sufficient.

Indeed
Sleepy

Indeed what?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: TheOnion - Too Close To The Truth For Comfort
Dripshit wants it to look like this.

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