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Poem I made for Bigoted Athiests
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 RE: Poem I made for Bigoted Athiests
October 29, 2016 at 3:58 pm
(This post was last modified: October 29, 2016 at 3:58 pm by brewer.)
My dyslexia is flaring. Every time I read the title it's "Bigtoed Atheists".
Maybe it's fetish driven.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
LastPoet
 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione
My toes are big. We are onto something here.
Here's my poem:
Don't post outside links Thirty days and thirty posts Really quite simple
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (October 29, 2016 at 5:23 am)LastPoet Wrote: I do not know to this day, what an athiest is. It's the comparative atheist atheister athiest
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
 (October 29, 2016 at 5:11 pm)Alex K Wrote:(October 29, 2016 at 5:23 am)LastPoet Wrote: I do not know to this day, what an athiest is. Shouldn't that be athy atheir atheist thus making 'atheist' mean 'the most athy'? Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
RE: Poem I made for Bigoted Athiests
October 30, 2016 at 5:55 am
(This post was last modified: October 30, 2016 at 5:55 am by Alex K.)
(October 30, 2016 at 5:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(October 29, 2016 at 5:11 pm)Alex K Wrote: It's the comparative If you insist on that way to write it, it should be athy athier athiest
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
RE: Poem I made for Bigoted Athiests
October 30, 2016 at 5:58 am
(This post was last modified: October 30, 2016 at 6:00 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(October 30, 2016 at 5:55 am)Alex K Wrote:(October 30, 2016 at 5:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Shouldn't that be I accept the correction. Now, when some otherwise well-meaning boob corrects me on the spelling of 'atheist', I'll simply say, 'No, I just mean that I'm athier than you are.'  Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Athier than thou, exactly.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
Yeah, but I'm the most athiestest.
My poor confused autocorrect...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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