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RE: Historic Poop
November 17, 2016 at 11:45 am
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Historic Poop
November 17, 2016 at 11:46 am
Holy shit! No, really...holy shit.
“Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.”  - Ford Prefect
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RE: Historic Poop
November 17, 2016 at 12:04 pm
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RE: Historic Poop
November 17, 2016 at 12:11 pm
He must have had mastication issues. That's quite the chunky monkey.
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RE: Historic Poop
November 17, 2016 at 2:36 pm
I don't want anyone remembering me by my poop unless it's a state record or something.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Historic Poop
November 17, 2016 at 7:58 pm
(November 17, 2016 at 2:36 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: I don't want anyone remembering me by my poop unless it's a state record or something.

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color never before seen

furthest distance spewed

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girth to length ratio exceeding G+L/GxL+L^2 (European rules)

nitrate/ammonia/sulfide composite score over 200%

viscosity lower than 8.33 centistokes

recognizable inclusion of more than 18 broccoli florets

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#17
RE: Historic Poop
November 18, 2016 at 12:56 am
You are one sick pup, vorlon. Funny, but sick. Big Grin Big Grin
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RE: Historic Poop
November 18, 2016 at 1:05 am
C'mon Vorlon, we all know the true shit standard is corn kernel density.
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RE: Historic Poop
November 18, 2016 at 1:11 am
corn = been there done that

broccoli floret = funny, original, creative


This humor 101 lesson has been provided by Amalgamated Organic Produce, providers of Nature's Cornucopia brand Broccoli Florets
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RE: Historic Poop
November 18, 2016 at 1:39 am
No argument here considering the humor, but I have fond memories of winning bottles of Crown Royal for winning corn races.

For the uninitiated, while serving in the U.S. Navy submarine fleet, when corn was served those choosing to participate would wager to be the first to render a corn carrying turd. The prize was a fifth of liquor at the next port, the cost of which was born collectively by the losers.
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