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Historic Poop
#11
RE: Historic Poop
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That's why our administration has moved aggressively to secure our borders more, by hiring a record number of new border guards, by deporting twice as many criminal aliens as ever before, by cracking down on illegal hiring, by barring welfare benefits to illegal aliens . . . The jobs they hold might otherwise be held by citizens or legal immigrants. The public service they use impose burdens on our taxpayers. . . . it is wrong and ultimately self defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years and we must do more to stop it.   


                                                               William Jefferson Clinton
























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#12
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Holy shit! No, really...holy shit.
“Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.”  - Ford Prefect
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#13
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On goal, baby.
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#14
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He must have had mastication issues. That's quite the chunky monkey.
God(s) and religions are man made and the bane of humanity. 

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Ozzy or Twain/take your pick
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#15
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I don't want anyone remembering me by my poop unless it's a state record or something.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#16
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(17th November 2016, 14:36)Doubting Thomas Wrote: I don't want anyone remembering me by my poop unless it's a state record or something.

Categories still open:


color never before seen

furthest distance spewed

spontaneously combusts upon exposure to air

unflushable even if excreted in an American Standard Turbo Toilet model 1000 with optional titanium macerator

girth to length ratio exceeding G+L/GxL+L^2 (European rules)

nitrate/ammonia/sulfide composite score over 200%

viscosity lower than 8.33 centistokes

recognizable inclusion of more than 18 broccoli florets

the return of Lemmiwinks
That's why our administration has moved aggressively to secure our borders more, by hiring a record number of new border guards, by deporting twice as many criminal aliens as ever before, by cracking down on illegal hiring, by barring welfare benefits to illegal aliens . . . The jobs they hold might otherwise be held by citizens or legal immigrants. The public service they use impose burdens on our taxpayers. . . . it is wrong and ultimately self defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years and we must do more to stop it.   


                                                               William Jefferson Clinton
























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#17
RE: Historic Poop
You are one sick pup, vorlon. Funny, but sick. Big Grin Big Grin
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'? Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night'.
-Charles M Schulz
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#18
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C'mon Vorlon, we all know the true shit standard is corn kernel density.
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#19
RE: Historic Poop
corn = been there done that

broccoli floret = funny, original, creative


This humor 101 lesson has been provided by Amalgamated Organic Produce, providers of Nature's Cornucopia brand Broccoli Florets
That's why our administration has moved aggressively to secure our borders more, by hiring a record number of new border guards, by deporting twice as many criminal aliens as ever before, by cracking down on illegal hiring, by barring welfare benefits to illegal aliens . . . The jobs they hold might otherwise be held by citizens or legal immigrants. The public service they use impose burdens on our taxpayers. . . . it is wrong and ultimately self defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years and we must do more to stop it.   


                                                               William Jefferson Clinton
























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#20
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No argument here considering the humor, but I have fond memories of winning bottles of Crown Royal for winning corn races.

For the uninitiated, while serving in the U.S. Navy submarine fleet, when corn was served those choosing to participate would wager to be the first to render a corn carrying turd. The prize was a fifth of liquor at the next port, the cost of which was born collectively by the losers.
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