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How to offend people
December 20, 2016 at 9:37 pm
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(December 20, 2016 at 9:35 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Oh it would be you guys. Sorry, when you said my family I didn't think you meant your immediate family. 
Yeah. We all have great plans right now for the first time, and it just kills me to think it's going to get taken away. Thank you for your concern and empathy, though. [emoji846]
(December 20, 2016 at 9:35 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Oh it would be you guys. Sorry, when you said my family I didn't think you meant your immediate family.
Yeah. We all have great plans right now for the first time, and it just kills me to think it's going to get taken away. Thank you for your concern and empathy, though. [emoji846]
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RE: How to offend people
December 20, 2016 at 9:42 pm
(December 19, 2016 at 11:28 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote: 6.) Be an unapologetic c*nt, but get really upset and play the victim, when you're called out on it.
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RE: How to offend people
December 20, 2016 at 10:29 pm
Just say "cunt" honey, we're all grown ups who have heard it before
*looks around* Well, I think we are anyway...
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RE: How to offend people
December 21, 2016 at 5:53 am
(December 20, 2016 at 6:23 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (December 20, 2016 at 6:07 pm)A Theist Wrote: 1. Trump won. Hillary lost.
2. Republicans control both Houses.
3. Trump gets to nominate the next SCOTUS, and maybe another if Ginsburg kicks the ol' bucket.
4. FOX NEWS is the most watched cable news network.
5. Obamacare will finally be repealed!
Now rub this in the sad little faces of the Hillary voters. BHA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
Pride is the greatest of sins, my friend.
Where would you rate self righteousness? Friend.
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RE: How to offend people
December 21, 2016 at 7:06 am
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(December 20, 2016 at 8:12 pm)A Theist Wrote: (December 20, 2016 at 7:48 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: No, the correct neener count is two, not three. So, neener-neener on you.
Boru
A quick google search showed that both variations of Neeners are correct. Another variation can be, "Neener-Neener-Boo-Boo".
I was brought up on "neener-neener-neener". Who would have thought.
You had to google the correctness of a series of words that mean nothing as I said before even childishness is redundant
(December 20, 2016 at 8:12 pm)A Theist Wrote: (December 20, 2016 at 7:48 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: No, the correct neener count is two, not three. So, neener-neener on you.
Boru
A quick google search showed that both variations of Neeners are correct. Another variation can be, "Neener-Neener-Boo-Boo".
I was brought up on "neener-neener-neener". Who would have thought.
You had to google the correctness of a series of words that mean nothing as I said before even childishness is redundant
(December 21, 2016 at 5:53 am)A Theist Wrote: (December 20, 2016 at 6:23 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Pride is the greatest of sins, my friend.
Where would you rate self righteousness? Friend.
No doubt lower then being an insufferable assclown and malignant tumor to this forum a sin you excel in
(December 20, 2016 at 8:41 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: (December 20, 2016 at 6:23 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Pride is the greatest of sins, my friend.
Perhaps, but as a Chicagoian, it's actually kind of refreshing to hear this kind of gloating. I'm surrounded by self-righteous left-wing hysterics who assume everyone around them feels a sense of impending doom.
your confusing hysterics with seeing a tsunami coming and going to higher ground while a group of gloating right wing loons scream "your just being hysterical" well I hope they packed water wings
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RE: How to offend people
December 21, 2016 at 11:14 am
(December 21, 2016 at 5:53 am)A Theist Wrote: (December 20, 2016 at 6:23 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Pride is the greatest of sins, my friend.
Where would you rate self righteousness? Friend.
Pointing out a fellow Christian's wrong doing in a respectful manner is not self righteous, and is in fact very much what we are called to do for each other. But sorry if I offended you.
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RE: How to offend people
December 21, 2016 at 11:18 am
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(December 20, 2016 at 6:07 pm)A Theist Wrote: 1. Trump won. Hillary lost.
2. Republicans control both Houses.
3. Trump gets to nominate the next SCOTUS, and maybe another if Ginsburg kicks the ol' bucket.
4. FOX NEWS is the most watched cable news network.
5. Obamacare will finally be repealed!
Now rub this in the sad little faces of the Hillary voters. BHA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
1. Trump isn't a conservative and has been on both sides of every issue, depending on the day
2. Republicans haven't actually worked in 6 years. They might not remember how
3. The likely candidate, Donald Duck, will take a while to get confirmed, and regardless, Scalia is still dead, so, net win
4. By people who are closer to death than any other demographic
5. Lol, we'll see. Easier said than done
So, yeah, it sucks, a little, but there's a silver lining.
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RE: How to offend people
December 21, 2016 at 3:50 pm
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How to offend people:
1. Don't praise their orange republican cheeto god.
2. Mention that their orange republican cheeto god tweets like a spoiled, hormonal 13 year old.
3. Doubt the intelligence of the followers of the orange republican cheeto god.
4. Have the audacity to mention equality for oppressed groups without also mentioning equality for rich, white men - and for orange republican cheeto gods.
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RE: How to offend people
December 21, 2016 at 4:21 pm
(December 21, 2016 at 11:14 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (December 21, 2016 at 5:53 am)A Theist Wrote: Where would you rate self righteousness? Friend.
Pointing out a fellow Christian's wrong doing in a respectful manner is not self righteous, and is in fact very much what we are called to do for each other. But sorry if I offended you.
Yeah, but I've fallen back to the dark side, only to be a pain in the ass to the lefties here. 
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RE: How to offend people
December 21, 2016 at 4:35 pm
(December 21, 2016 at 4:21 pm)A Theist Wrote: (December 21, 2016 at 11:14 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Pointing out a fellow Christian's wrong doing in a respectful manner is not self righteous, and is in fact very much what we are called to do for each other. But sorry if I offended you.
Yeah, but I've fallen back to the dark side, only to be a pain in the ass to the lefties here.
no your more like an ass full of shit and that's really all that comes out of your hole
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