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Tinfoil hats at the ready - Alex Jones exposes Alien Covenant
December 31, 2016 at 1:06 pm
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Spoiler: it's a devil-worshipping Illuminati GMO Liberal conspiracy. The video thumbnail says it all.
Irritating intro lasts for one minute.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Tinfoil hats at the ready - Alex Jones exposes Alien Covenant
December 31, 2016 at 1:10 pm
But how long does the irritating video last?
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RE: Tinfoil hats at the ready - Alex Jones exposes Alien Covenant
December 31, 2016 at 1:13 pm
Too long.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Tinfoil hats at the ready - Alex Jones exposes Alien Covenant
December 31, 2016 at 1:15 pm
Anything with that fucktard is too long.
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RE: Tinfoil hats at the ready - Alex Jones exposes Alien Covenant
December 31, 2016 at 1:32 pm
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RE: Tinfoil hats at the ready - Alex Jones exposes Alien Covenant
December 31, 2016 at 2:30 pm
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Alex Jones is ridiculous. I find him utterly hilarious.
There's no way he doesn't have some severe high blood pressure problems.
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RE: Tinfoil hats at the ready - Alex Jones exposes Alien Covenant
December 31, 2016 at 2:35 pm
Life's too short!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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RE: Tinfoil hats at the ready - Alex Jones exposes Alien Covenant
December 31, 2016 at 2:53 pm
I have to say, I preferred him doing The Snowman.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Tinfoil hats at the ready - Alex Jones exposes Alien Covenant
December 31, 2016 at 4:54 pm
I can be Alex Jones
In order to understand what's really happening you need to realize that everything is controlled by a evil plan made up of secular humanists.
The conspirators are arrogant intellectuals and their conspiracy began with John Dewey and the creation of public education.
The conspirators have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Roosevelt Administration.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified only by their Godless conduct.
The conspirators have help from powerful elite homosexuals, and the conspiracy benefits undeserving liberals, homosexuals, and abortionists; at the expense of Christianity.
The conspirators want to crush God-fearing Christians, and round up and restrain resisters in the Antichrist's dungeons. They are using federal judges to establish a Godless regime.
In order to prepare for this, we all must read the Bible. All of this was revealed years ago by Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson. Since the media is controlled by liberal secular journalists you should get your information only from Christian Right sources.
Now give me a radio show a legions of moronic followers
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RE: Tinfoil hats at the ready - Alex Jones exposes Alien Covenant
December 31, 2016 at 5:15 pm
This is probably the funniest video of AJ I've come across lol
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