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Member Awards 2016!
RE: Member Awards 2016!
praying to Jesus works too

"Your wife don't suck your dick like that does she?"



"Yeah, she does, and she gets it all over her fucking face. That's about a hundred dollar load, bud ."
























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Actually, I've decided to enroll in some lactose sensitivity training. It's the right thing to do.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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and about the time you're OK with lactose, the fucking gluten problem is waiting to strike you down

"Your wife don't suck your dick like that does she?"



"Yeah, she does, and she gets it all over her fucking face. That's about a hundred dollar load, bud ."
























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(8th January 2017, 13:33)c172 Wrote: Actually, I've decided to enroll in some lactose sensitivity training. It's the right thing to do.

Until that time, may I direct you to a safe zone?
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(8th January 2017, 14:58)vorlon13 Wrote: and about the time you're OK with lactose, the fucking gluten problem is waiting to strike you down

We have a local gardening supply shop that put up an outside sign reading: Special Offer On Wire Fencing: Certified Gluten Free.

Boru
'There are people who long for immortality in the afterlife who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.' - Isaac Asimov
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That's nothing ... we have gluten-free potatoes down here.
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VOTE Ignoramus: Biggest sucker for lazy arse cats category!


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Quote:AtlasS33 wrote:
"When it comes to the deiety I worship, he sent a book, it contained a message. I took that message, tested it, then I realized he is God : it didn't break against reality."
Pulse Wrote:
~ Atheism seems so incredibly counter intuitive, that to even begin to take it seriously, one has to suspend all logic."

Religion: making the uncomfortable comfortable for thousands of years.
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Wait, is that actually you Iggy?
Those we love are never really lost to us - we feel them in so many special ways-
through friends they always cared about and dreams they left behind, in beauty that they added to our days... in words of wisdom we still carry with us and memories that never will be gone... Those we love are never really lost to us - For everywhere their special love lives on.
A. Bradley
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And an Havana Brown?

And a robot collection?
God(s) and religions are man made and the bane of humanity. 

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Ozzy or Twain/take your pick
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Yeah, sadly, that's me.
Yep, even though the little turd is a pedigree Oriental, he got his colour from his mother who looked like a cross Havana.
The Brown's gotta come from somewhere, I 'spose.
All Orientals are just Siamese with designer clothing...
Quote:AtlasS33 wrote:
"When it comes to the deiety I worship, he sent a book, it contained a message. I took that message, tested it, then I realized he is God : it didn't break against reality."
Pulse Wrote:
~ Atheism seems so incredibly counter intuitive, that to even begin to take it seriously, one has to suspend all logic."

Religion: making the uncomfortable comfortable for thousands of years.
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