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Member Awards 2016!
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(January 8, 2017 at 2:19 am)Whateverist Wrote:
(January 8, 2017 at 1:02 am)c172 Wrote: I'm lactose intolerant.


I don't mind.

Did I miss something?
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I can do onions. Not milkshakes, though.  Undecided
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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(January 8, 2017 at 2:51 am)c172 Wrote: I can do onions. Not milkshakes, though.  Undecided

You sick bastard!
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(January 8, 2017 at 1:02 am)c172 Wrote: I'm lactose intolerant.

So what? You'd have a franchise to sell onion milkshakes to other people - you don't have to consume the shakes yourself (although I think you're really missing out on a wonderful treat. Pity.).

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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(January 8, 2017 at 1:02 am)c172 Wrote: I'm lactose intolerant.

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(January 8, 2017 at 2:45 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(January 8, 2017 at 2:19 am)Whateverist Wrote: I don't mind.

Did I miss something?

some near lethal farts in the break room apparently . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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(January 8, 2017 at 2:51 am)c172 Wrote: I can do onions. Not milkshakes, though.  Undecided

What about onion milkshakes?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(January 8, 2017 at 12:23 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: [Image: 1hairo.jpg]

ALL 3 PLEASE!

In the mouth 4000!!!!
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(January 8, 2017 at 1:02 am)c172 Wrote: I'm lactose intolerant.

Shake the milk until the lactose is gone, idiot!
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