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★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
#41
RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
(January 14, 2017 at 10:41 am)Godschild Wrote:
(January 14, 2017 at 4:14 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote: [Image: The-flash-new-52-0-flash1-dc-shared-univ...ssion.jpeg]

Simply say to them:



(1) They don't observe themselves as omniscient.
(2) They want to absolutely believe that God exists. (Impossible, due to (1))
(3) They don't probably believe that God exists.

So, they possess zero degrees of belief in God.
Lack of belief in God, is atheism.


I read this and I'm still a Christian. I know for a fact that God exist, what I don't know is that you're real. You seem to much like 21st Century minus the pseudo he places on Christians, oh and the vile wording in his posts. So are you real or just another personality.

GC

Don't you use PGJs ramblings as an excuse to believe in God!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#42
RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
(January 14, 2017 at 8:58 am)Iroscato Wrote: Read the OP aloud, it turned me into Jesus Christ.

Please advise.

Quick. Turn some water into wine before it wears off.
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#43
RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
It's entirely possible to believe something to be true without knowing it to be true, Jordan.

(January 14, 2017 at 8:43 am)Jesster Wrote: This is probably the first time I've seen the atheist version of Poe's Law this bad.

I honestly think he's earnest. Perhaps autistic?

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#44
RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
(January 14, 2017 at 6:05 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 14, 2017 at 5:59 am)chimp3 Wrote: And... You have tested this theory of yours? With a stopwatch?

It would be interesting to see the number of theists presented with this looney tactic vs the number of theists convinced by it, correlated with time.

I strongly suspect that the results will look an awful lot like 'nil'.

Boru

Yep, still a theist!

(January 14, 2017 at 7:13 am)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: You're too stupid to realize how stupid you are. Which makes you an idiot.

C'mon now, that's not nice.

Jordan is actually from jamaica, which is why the way he writes seems extra strange to us. I know That doesn't change the idea he presents, but it does offer an explanation as to why we think he talks funny.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#45
RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
(January 14, 2017 at 2:04 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(January 14, 2017 at 6:05 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: It would be interesting to see the number of theists presented with this looney tactic vs the number of theists convinced by it, correlated with time.

I strongly suspect that the results will look an awful lot like 'nil'.

Boru

Yep, still a theist!

Who do you love more, Ico or PGJ. Surely nice atheists betwix their cheeks, albeit too tight.

Question remains, why convert stuff. People should use the metric system,
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#46
RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
(January 14, 2017 at 2:11 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(January 14, 2017 at 2:04 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Yep, still a theist!

Who do you love more, Ico or PGJ. Surely nice atheists betwix their cheeks, albeit too tight.

Question remains, why convert stuff. People should use the metric system,

Jordan is not a troll. Ico is. So I'll have to go with Ico. With jordan, I honestly just feel bad for him for all the crap he gets here.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#47
RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
(January 14, 2017 at 2:12 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(January 14, 2017 at 2:11 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Who do you love more, Ico or PGJ. Surely nice atheists betwix their cheeks, albeit too tight.

Question remains, why convert stuff. People should use the metric system,

Jordan is not a troll. Ico is. So I'll have to go with Ico. With jordan, I honestly just feel bad for him for all the crap he gets here.

I just can't understand what he is saying most of the time to be honest. so meh.
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#48
RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
(January 14, 2017 at 11:34 am)Alex K Wrote:
(January 14, 2017 at 10:41 am)Godschild Wrote: I read this and I'm still a Christian. I know for a fact that God exist, what I don't know is that you're real. You seem to much like 21st Century minus the pseudo he places on Christians, oh and the vile wording in his posts. So are you real or just another personality.

GC

Don't you use PGJs ramblings as an excuse to believe in God!

To be fair it's GC might as well counter one poe with another.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

      Conservative trigger warning.
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#49
RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
(January 14, 2017 at 2:17 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(January 14, 2017 at 2:12 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Jordan is not a troll. Ico is. So I'll have to go with Ico. With jordan, I honestly just feel bad for him for all the crap he gets here.

I just can't understand what he is saying most of the time to be honest. so meh.

Me either. But as I said, it's a language thing bc he is jamaican.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#50
Stupid, pretentious and overlong thread title
(January 14, 2017 at 8:28 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote:
(January 14, 2017 at 8:09 am)Alex K Wrote: I read the OP, and it turned me into a Christian. Praise Jesus, who died for our sins. What a guy!

A Christian that lacks belief in God?

Hold on - didn't you just get done proving that all religious (xtians included) lack belief in "God"? Isn't that the entire fucking point of this thread?

Could it be that you don't find you convincing either?

(January 14, 2017 at 8:28 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote: It appears the three steps in the original post hold.

Oh, apparently not.

Add cognitive dissonance to your already impressive list of skills.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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