Moses saw a burning bush and received the Ten Commandments.
Saul of Tarsus was blinded on the road to Damascus and received a vision of Jesus.
John of Patmos hallucinated like a Deadhead and wrote the Book of Revelations.
Muhammed saw the angel Gabriel in a cave and dictated the Koran to a literate relative.
Joseph Smith saw an angel and then saw the Book of Mormon in his hat.
Swedenborg saw the architecture of heaven.
Ann Lee had a vision of god and stopped having sex and started shaking.
Edmond Bordeaux Szekely saw the Akashic Records and wrote the "Essene Gospel of Peace".
Levi Dowling also saw the Akashic Record and wrote "The Aquarian Gospel of Jesus the Christ".
The Lama's chose the Dalai Lama by staring at the waters of a lake and seeing visions.
I think I see a pattern here.
Saul of Tarsus was blinded on the road to Damascus and received a vision of Jesus.
John of Patmos hallucinated like a Deadhead and wrote the Book of Revelations.
Muhammed saw the angel Gabriel in a cave and dictated the Koran to a literate relative.
Joseph Smith saw an angel and then saw the Book of Mormon in his hat.
Swedenborg saw the architecture of heaven.
Ann Lee had a vision of god and stopped having sex and started shaking.
Edmond Bordeaux Szekely saw the Akashic Records and wrote the "Essene Gospel of Peace".
Levi Dowling also saw the Akashic Record and wrote "The Aquarian Gospel of Jesus the Christ".
The Lama's chose the Dalai Lama by staring at the waters of a lake and seeing visions.
I think I see a pattern here.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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