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RE: Would you like to play a game??
February 6, 2017 at 12:38 pm
(February 6, 2017 at 12:34 pm)Alex K Wrote: And now, taking a hard left turn into fundamentalist art film territory,

"I have to tell you, your illustration beat the hell out of mine. It's frightening, yes, but so clear. Do you think that I can allow myself to use it as an inspiration in my writing?"

no idea which one that is.
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February 6, 2017 at 3:16 pm
Maybe I should change my user name to clueless.
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RE: Would you like to play a game??
February 6, 2017 at 3:46 pm
(February 6, 2017 at 12:38 pm)MTL Wrote:
(February 6, 2017 at 12:34 pm)Alex K Wrote: And now, taking a hard left turn into fundamentalist art film territory,

"I have to tell you, your illustration beat the hell out of mine. It's frightening, yes, but so clear. Do you think that I can allow myself to use it as an inspiration in my writing?"

no idea which one that is.

I give you a hint, they are last words.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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#164
RE: Would you like to play a game??
February 6, 2017 at 4:06 pm
Damn. This is killing me. I feel like I've seen that movie.
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February 7, 2017 at 6:42 am
(February 6, 2017 at 12:34 pm)Alex K Wrote: And now, taking a hard left turn into fundamentalist art film territory,

"I have to tell you, your illustration beat the hell out of mine. It's frightening, yes, but so clear. Do you think that I can allow myself to use it as an inspiration in my writing?"

You reference this film once before – 'Dogville'.

Here's an easy one: 'Yes! Yes! Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ! I have seen the light!'

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February 7, 2017 at 3:49 pm
(February 7, 2017 at 6:42 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(February 6, 2017 at 12:34 pm)Alex K Wrote: And now, taking a hard left turn into fundamentalist art film territory,

"I have to tell you, your illustration beat the hell out of mine. It's frightening, yes, but so clear. Do you think that I can allow myself to use it as an inspiration in my writing?"

You reference this film once before – 'Dogville'.

Here's an easy one: 'Yes! Yes! Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ! I have seen the light!'

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RE: Would you like to play a game??
February 7, 2017 at 6:18 pm
"OK, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard."
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February 7, 2017 at 9:12 pm
Quote:"There they go. Every time I start talking bout boxing a white man's got to pull Rocky Marciano out of their ass".
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Would you like to play a game??
February 7, 2017 at 10:09 pm (This post was last modified: February 7, 2017 at 10:09 pm by Cyberman.)
"Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?"

"No, no, no... Death is not. Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative; not-being. You can't 'not be' on a boat."

"I've frequently not been on boats."

"No, no... what you've been is not on boats."

"...I wish I was dead."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Would you like to play a game??
February 12, 2017 at 11:47 am
(February 7, 2017 at 10:09 pm)Stimbo Wrote: "Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?"

"No, no, no... Death is not. Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative; not-being. You can't 'not be' on a boat."

"I've frequently not been on boats."

"No, no... what you've been is not on boats."

"...I wish I was dead."

Sounds awful Monty Pythony to me. 

Also? 

I'm not uh.. not gonna tally up scores for 17pgs. Sorry! *muahahahaahaaaaaahaaaaaaaa

Please do carry on though!
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