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Atheists, get ready to smile!
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Atheists, get ready to smile!
February 1, 2017 at 5:40 am (This post was last modified: February 1, 2017 at 5:41 am by ignoramus.)
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God is supposedly up there, but when theists pray, it's always with the head down? Dunno
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RE: Atheists, get ready to smile!
February 1, 2017 at 6:11 am
Why does the priest drink white wine on the mass? Red wine should be more apropos, given that christ is god in human form. And why only the priest gets to drink it. These are questions that must be answered?
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RE: Atheists, get ready to smile!
February 1, 2017 at 6:19 am
If God is above Jerusalem then what the hell are all those priests in New Zealand pointing at?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: Atheists, get ready to smile! (and other religious mysteries)
February 1, 2017 at 7:09 am (This post was last modified: February 1, 2017 at 7:22 am by ignoramus.)
Does God ever disappear beyond the earth's horizon line? If so, then he's not omni present. If yes, then the earth is flat? Which is it theists? #checkmate
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RE: Atheists, get ready to smile!
February 1, 2017 at 7:17 am
Jesus was an alien. Where was Trump when you needed him?

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RE: Atheists, get ready to smile!
February 1, 2017 at 7:42 am (This post was last modified: February 1, 2017 at 7:47 am by ignoramus.)
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RE: Atheists, get ready to smile!
February 1, 2017 at 9:37 am
(February 1, 2017 at 7:09 am)ignoramus Wrote: Does God ever disappear beyond the earth's horizon line? If so, then he's not omni present. If yes, then the earth is flat? Which is it theists?      #checkmate


More evidence that 'god' is an onboard elaboration of the unconscious mind.  Wherever you are in the world, up and down for heaven and hell are relative to your own body.  When programmed accordingly, the 'god' routine stands over 'conscious self' routine in the psychic machinery.  The debil of course is 'down there' in the nasty place.   Tongue
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RE: Atheists, get ready to smile!
February 1, 2017 at 9:55 am (This post was last modified: February 1, 2017 at 5:03 pm by brewer.)
Not good at meme's so use the OP picture: Healers, we are returning to the single digit prostate exam and dropping the whole fist known as the "jesus" maneuver.
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RE: Atheists, get ready to smile!
February 1, 2017 at 4:50 pm
Mark, I'm starting to think Vorl's may have been religious the whole time!
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