Cheesy jokes!

[chasm]

Okay, so I'm going to say a cheesy joke and the next person has to beat mine, and the next person has to beat the other person's, and so forth.


Did you hear what happened to the peanut in the park? It was asalted.

[Tiberius]

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

[Rayaan]

What did the test tube say to the graduated cylinder? "You may have graduated, but I've got many degrees."

[Zen Badger]

What's brown and sticky?
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A stick

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To keep his pants up


Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

A: correct answer wins a free internet.

[krazedkat]

Padraic, for that post you win 10 internets!

[Zen Badger]

Mick and Paddy are walking across the desert, and after a while they see a tree in the distance.

MIck peers into the distance and says to Paddy "That's a bacon tree"

Paddy replies" Are you sure?", "I think so"

As they get closer they can see it better and it certainly looks like a bacon tree....

Just as they are about to reach it another guy jumps out from behind it and starts shooting at them!!

Mick yells to Paddy "Get down, it's not a bacon tree, It's a Hambush!!!"

[Rev. Rye]

Here's one I've taken from somebody I knew from Germany (If you don't like it, this might explain it). Just FYI, my sense of humor is often tasteless (not racist, so much as focused on unusual forms of sex) and sometimes disturbing.

A man is in a club and picks up a woman. As soon as he gets alone with her, she tells him, "before you get any bright ideas, big boy, I gotta tell you, I'm on my period." He says, "Well, there's always the back door..." She responds, quick as a whip, "Hemorrhoids." The guy is now frustrated, "You're menstruating, you've got hemorrhoids! Next thing you're going to say, you have strep throat!"

[Xyster]

jesus walks into an Inn hands the keeper 3 spikes and says "Can you put me up for the night?"

[Dotard]

My wife came home early today. Walked straight up to me and told me to take off her shirt.

She then told me to take off her skirt. Then she told me to take off her panties.

Then she told me she had better not ever catch me wearing her clothes again.