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Happy Birthday Assimilate

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Happy Birthday Assimilate
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Happy Birthday Assimilate
February 21, 2017 at 1:26 pm
Have a great day.
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RE: Happy Birthday Assimilate
February 21, 2017 at 1:42 pm
Happy birthday!
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RE: Happy Birthday Assimilate
February 21, 2017 at 1:50 pm
Thank you very much!
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RE: Happy Birthday Assimilate
February 21, 2017 at 1:53 pm
Happy birthday! Hope it's a good one.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: Happy Birthday Assimilate
February 21, 2017 at 2:35 pm
Yo Yo!

Happy burfday!
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RE: Happy Birthday Assimilate
February 21, 2017 at 2:46 pm
Birthday ?

Egad! You realize the effects are cumulative ??
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RE: Happy Birthday Assimilate
February 21, 2017 at 2:47 pm
Happy birthday.

Now you have one less to worry about.

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RE: Happy Birthday Assimilate
February 21, 2017 at 3:21 pm
Have a good one Assimilate.
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RE: Happy Birthday Assimilate
February 21, 2017 at 3:55 pm
Happy Birthday.

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RE: Happy Birthday Assimilate
February 21, 2017 at 4:43 pm (This post was last modified: February 21, 2017 at 4:44 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Happy birthday! May as well enjoy it! Resistance is futile!


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