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I Feel Sorry For TheOnion
#1
I Feel Sorry For TheOnion
After years of having the Fake News desk all to themselves they are failing in the face of the WLB's challenge.

They are going to have to try harder than this.

http://www.theonion.com/article/trump-un...at-w-55646

Quote:Trump Unveils Sprawling New Presidential Retreat Where He Can Escape From Stresses Of Mar-A-Lago

You're going to have to redouble your efforts or get passed by, guys.
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#2
RE: I Feel Sorry For TheOnion
I dunno, I think it's standard hit and miss comedy. For instance, this is hilarious: http://www.theonion.com/article/mike-pen...tabl-55661

Quote:Mike Pence Asks Waiter To Remove Mrs. Butterworth From Table Until Wife Arrives
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#3
RE: I Feel Sorry For TheOnion
Stephen Colbert crushed that story last night far better than TheOnion.



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#4
RE: I Feel Sorry For TheOnion
They could simply switch to straight reporting for now..
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#5
RE: I Feel Sorry For TheOnion
What a novel idea.

Big Grin
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#6
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what's up with not looking Tillerson in the eye ??

POTUS was joking about it, but never said what triggered the levity.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#7
RE: I Feel Sorry For TheOnion
You know, when DC comics made Lex Luthor president, he sold LexCorp.

Donald Trump is literally less ethical than a comic book villain.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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