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Do NOT Google "Dead Bat Walmart Salad"
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Do NOT Google "Dead Bat Walmart Salad"
Seriously.

Do NOT Google that.



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RE: Do NOT Google "Dead Bat Walmart Salad"
Please don't tell me they're not selling it any more.
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RE: Do NOT Google "Dead Bat Walmart Salad"
(April 9, 2017 at 8:24 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Seriously.

Do NOT Google that.



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I googled it as soon as I read the title before clicking the thread.

A more important warning would be don't google the Mr Hands video, or any video made by luka magnotta


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RE: Do NOT Google "Dead Bat Walmart Salad"
Ok, whatever you say. I won't Google it. You think I'm so gullible as to fall for your reverse psychology???
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#5
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My wife stuck it in my face this morning.

Um.......... the story.
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Whatever automated process that allowed a bat to get sealed into your salad bag is the same processing standard that allows unfrozen beef to be promoted at Wendy's and McD's. Beware!
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RE: Do NOT Google "Dead Bat Walmart Salad"
Pssh. If some hipster brand like Supreme sold it as an exclusive item, slapped a box logo on it and offered it only at their exclusive NYC location it would go for thousands.

I can see it now.

SUPREME Bat Salad

1 left in stock

$1299
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RE: Do NOT Google "Dead Bat Walmart Salad"
My wife called me to the TV to see that. If you think that the companies that pack your food really wash it first, think again. Someone at a warehouse where the packing was done thought it was funny, and a relief to their otherwise boring existence, and let it go through. Where I used to work (an aerospace company with Billions in sales) we had a problem in one area where people were smearing snot and feces on the walls and in/on people's stuff. If I had caught the perp(s) in action, I'm pretty sure I would have had a good temporary insanity plea at my eventual murder trial. Or justifiable homicide, either way. Nothing like finding snot in your coffee cup in the morning. Angry  And it wasn't just me- it was everywhere.
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(April 9, 2017 at 9:45 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Whatever automated process that allowed a bat to get sealed into your salad bag is the same processing standard that allows unfrozen beef to be promoted at Wendy's and McD's. Beware!

Beware?  Surely you know who is president?

http://www.salon.com/2016/09/15/trump-ta...-tax-plan/

Quote:Trump targets “the FDA Food Police,” calls for elimination of food-safety regulations in new tax plan

I'm sure the WLB likes bats in salad because he is bats in the belfry.
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RE: Do NOT Google "Dead Bat Walmart Salad"
Vorlon, I don't Google ANY of the obscure stuff you mention.

I find it's safer for my mental health.
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