Evangelical Landlord

[Eilonnwy]

Holy crap, who would want this guy as a landlord?

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rnr/964514051.html

The ID bracelets is my favorite part.

[leo-rcc]

I can't imagine this guy is for real. You must be way out of your mind to make an advert like that.

[Tiberius]

That isn't an advert for a room...that's an advert for a prison.

• There is even a window! Security bars installed for your safety and to prevent unauthorized activity
  
• Closed circuit camera installed for security and safety. One in your suite, one at the entrance, and one in the exercise yard.
  
• Heat – Maintained at 21 degrees with lock box to prevent unauthorized tampering. Additional heating available for $20.00 per extra degree of heating per month. You may not use your oven to heat the apartment. If you do, you will be fined $50.00 per occurrence.
  
• Wireless internet (with content filter applied to block forbidden/immoral websites)
  
• You do not participate in lascivious deviant sexual behavior
  
• You do not choose alternative lifestyles as your lifestyle
  
• You do not smoke, drink or take drugs. Mandatory drug screening required.
  
• Wake up will be at 5:30am each morning. All ceiling lights in the suite will be turned on automatically.
  
• Ceiling lights in the suite will be turned off at 11:30pm.
  

I mean...come on.

[Eilonnwy]

That isn't an advert for a room...that's an advert for a prison.

• There is even a window! Security bars installed for your safety and to prevent unauthorized activity
  
• Closed circuit camera installed for security and safety. One in your suite, one at the entrance, and one in the exercise yard.
  
• Heat – Maintained at 21 degrees with lock box to prevent unauthorized tampering. Additional heating available for $20.00 per extra degree of heating per month. You may not use your oven to heat the apartment. If you do, you will be fined $50.00 per occurrence.
  
• Wireless internet (with content filter applied to block forbidden/immoral websites)
  
• You do not participate in lascivious deviant sexual behavior
  
• You do not choose alternative lifestyles as your lifestyle
  
• You do not smoke, drink or take drugs. Mandatory drug screening required.
  
• Wake up will be at 5:30am each morning. All ceiling lights in the suite will be turned on automatically.
  
• Ceiling lights in the suite will be turned off at 11:30pm.
  

I mean...come on.

And what's even more ridiculous is that apparently, given the title, people have applied. X_x

[Tiberius]

I'd reply simply to go with as much atheist stuff on my person as I could.

[AtheistPhil]

Please tell me this is a joke !
I'm wondering who I would prefer between this guy or a nazi as landlord.

• You are employed
• You do not participate in lascivious deviant sexual behavior
• You do not choose alternative lifestyles as your lifestyle
• You do not have any criminal history
• You must have excellent character references
• You do not smoke, drink or take drugs. Mandatory drug screening required.

And I thought christianity was about tolerance...

[Kyuuketsuki]

Holy crap, who would want this guy as a landlord?

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rnr/964514051.html

The ID bracelets is my favorite part.

That's gotta be a wind-up!

Kyu

[Purple Rabbit]

I think it's a hoax from that jackass or punk'd guys. But nevertheless it is a good reason to vent some abhorrance from evangelical mind control.

• You are employed > His wife is not employed herself.
• You do not participate in lascivious deviant sexual behavior > These mental anomalies having sex is deviant enough for me or did their children spontanuously arise from the vacuum of their minds? Also, demand a HIV-test from both.
• You do not choose alternative lifestyles as your lifestyle > Then what are they doing? Mainstream fascism still is fascism.
• You do not have any criminal history > Claiming the control over mind and body of others is illegal as hell, they're re-doing the life and work of Jozef Fritzl. Exposing kids to this level of mental abuse and fascistic indoctrination is child abuse. Immediate incarceration for both.
• You must have excellent character references > Compared to what? A bunch of radical fundamentalistic, narcistic, evangelicals with an insatiable urge to monitor their tennants as if they are god himself? On which planet do they mean, planet of the mental apes?
• You do not smoke, drink or take drugs. Mandatory drug screening required. > To get this far some chemicals in the brain must have gone really sour. Demand a lobotomy from these dangerous guys before even considering to not jail them.